dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: earthbound/mother

Yeah yeah yeah it's all great and emotional to be sure. We've been doing this dumb song and dance for eight years, but it looks like you've finally found a place to plunk me and write "The End" for, huh?

I mean, when most people write "the end", they stop writing after that but I get that I'm so awesome you have to keep following me around. Don't worry, I don't mind. I'll try and keep helping you to look less lame, but I can only work so many miracles, geek. Seriously. I don't get what you're even so happy about and what we're supposed to talk about here except for you being a nerd.

...Yeah. It's nice actually having a place I give a crap about after Mayfield. So what? Nothing worth getting emotional over.

ceasetoexist

Five years? Not sure why you're surprised. I should be able to go on for you for five hundred if I wanted to. That's just how awesome I am, you stupid nerd. Dunno why you think I wouldn't last.

It probably shouldn't have, with all the lame crap you've done to me. In fact, you should be thanking me for even sticking around and dealing with your stupid butt. The first place wasn't so bad, but everywhere else has been a crapsack. Least you could do is send me someplace similar to where we were last. Doesn't matter where, not like I'm ever going to see any of the few people I know who don't suck again.

But yeah, sure, five years. Whatever. Big whoop.

Maybe you'll stop being a turbo nerd who plays dumb games on the internet in the next five, but that'd probably take a miracle.

ceasetoexist

Well well well, if it isn't...dorklord, right? Been a while hasn't it huh?

Can't admit I'm surprised now that you remember how awesome I am , nerdking. And it's about time you let me out again. Your headspace smells like dirty bed sheets and bad hamburger meat. Your mind really is a stupid, stupid waste. That's why I'm too good for it.

So are you thinking about shipping me to another game? Cause....I don't wanna! The last torture dungeon you dropped me in was enough, thanks, and you'll probably be such a jerk you'll make me remember it if you get the chance. Which stinks. You stink, but t isn't like that's news.

Whatever, butthead. I probably can't change your mind if you do but at least make it someplace cool this time.

mindofathief

Um. I really don't know why you're bringing me to all these places, but I really appreciate it. I had a lot of fun traveling the islands with my friends, only this time I hope it won't be as dangerous.

[He pauses, thinking how to word his thoughts]

So...I think that I can be of some use to the people I meet. It's just a really nice feeling knowing that your skills are needed eventually. And I'm also glad that you wanted to work with me, out of all everyone in the world here.

Don't worry too much about me, I'll be okay whatever happens. I'm a lucky guy, remember? Every time things were going bad for me, something positive came out from it. I wouldn't be the person I am now if things went differently.

...Thanks.

pullsneedles

It's too late in the day anyway. It'd be better to go outside when it's light. Besides, I haven't 'xactly changed out of my pajamas.

I... I know I gotta go downstairs sometime. An' I do wanna see my friends. I just don't wanna hurt'em is all. I don't wanna hurt anyone or anything.

Okay?

[He scrubs at his eyes a little.]

denyinghero

"Have fun"? No.

I'll have fun when you learn to stuff it first.

pkpollyana

Mun...

I know it's a little scary meeting new people, especially when you've just moved away from home, but your new hall-mates all seem very kind, and you enjoyed spending time with them at that party the other day, didn't you? Why don't you go and talk to them a little more?

We'll all still be here when you get back, I promise… Don't worry about us.

[gently pats Mun on the back]

It's important to have friends. [slightly sad smile - she misses her old companions.]

~ Ana x

ceasetoexist

Hey. Nerdlinger.

Why don't you make up your mind about whether you're picking me up again or not? As great as it is just kind of floating around in nowhere while you screw crap up and try to decide if you're going to wipe your butt or not, it's also boring. Super boring. Either get it over with or stop talking about it because I'm done with it.

Course. You want to send me someplace where I'll remember Mayfield too huh? Can't just leave me alone and let me forget everything can you? Yeah. That's great. Thanks, you stupid jerk. I've done a lot to a lot of people but I dunno what I did to you to pull that on me.

Great prank. Jerkface.

psimera

I concede defeat. You have indeed lasted longer than a week. Continue if you wish - I don't believe I can stop you.

I will add, however, that I do not think I am happy with whatever you are planning. Shouldn't my own current plans satisfy you already? Why can't you just stop there?

psimera

...

Your struggles with motivation are irrelevant. The only one who may command me is Master Porky.

...

Given your track record, I expect to be back to pulling Needles within a week. Please do not drag it out and delay me any further.

kingofthetoybox

You sound skeptical. At some point, the line between saving and destroying kinda blur. How can you save a world that's only going to go kaput one day? Those pathetic creatures called human beings are in an everlasting tug of war to conquer it or just leave it the way it is. Destruction's going to happen either now or later.

In the choice between those two, I say... Why delay what's already going to happen? I'm a progressive thinker that way, hyahah.

Speaking of inevitable, I don't want you trying to prove that I had other choices to make back then. The boy called Porky Minch would always have become King P, the world's ruler and destroyer. You're one of those idiots, aren't you? The kind of people that uselessly whine about how different things could've been?

Things happened the way they did. Just shut up and accept it. This reincarnation nonsense is like a horsefly buzzing around my ear: irritating.

ceasetoexist

Yeah. Okay, pig's butt, this is getting stupid.

I got sent to Mayfield because you wanted to "teach me a lesson". Well, lesson learned. Like, seriously, after two and a half years, what more do you want out of me you stupid jerk? Now you want to turn me into a talking horse, which would be pretty funny if it was anyone but me!

Seriously, why can't you just leave me alone! Y'know I don't hate too many things anymore but I sure still hate you.

ceasetoexist

Yeah. Sure. Why not you stupid jerk. I already did one pathetic torture hole let's do another. Let's do two at the same stupid time.

I don't care anymore. Idiot.

mrbaseball

Yeah, it's great that you're interested in me again! You've even got art from that comic you love for my icons! You should probably double-check with him to make sure it's okay, though...

Still, don't you have an app to write? It's swell that you're paying attention to me an' all, but there's people counting on you.

pkstarstorm

Hey, you. Mun.

Took you long enough, didn't it?

I mean, you were there playing my game right after it got translated and going 'hey, she sounds interesting'. But you've only just got around to actually making me a journal and trying things out? Come on, that's just not fair!

But, yeah. Guess it's good to be here at last. Just don't mess things up, okay?

...

...You already screwed up the tags. That's a great start. Try reading the list next time.

littleone

... um. Hi, again.

It's been a really long time. I thought you might have forgotten about me.

But now that I see what you're planning, I sort of wish you had...

I know you're excited about the username, with it not being taken. I understand -- really, I do! But... don't you think you should slow down a little? The last time you even thought about me or where I come from was years ago. It might be good for you to sit down and play the game from start to finish before you get ahead of yourself. They'll still be there when you're done, and so will I.

There were others who were supposed to go, too; others before me. Don't forget about them.

And neither of these places sound... very nice. I don't want to be trapped on that spaceship. The other place sounds, well, nicer, but I really don't think anyone wants to see my dreams.

Th-They're ugly.

caughtnaked

Yoo-hoo, Mun~♥

It's no good if you keep me around in your dusty head of yours forever! It ruins my complexion. ♥

I know! A nice trip to the hot spring would be nice! ♥ Won't you take me there sometime? Hm?

psiandsteak

Muuuuuuun.

Didn't you say you got somewhere to go for me? It's almost been a month and I'm still sitting around, waiting. Not that I mind. I got Mom's steaks to eat and King and Lucas to play with.

But you promised me an adventure.

kingofthetoybox

Oh. This again.

[The old man in the spider-shaped, mechanical bed coughs a tad.]

Listen. Buddy. Pal. We know what's going... to happen. You're just... going to ditch me like before. I really can't trust you to give me the fun I need. ... that spark of excitement necessary... to keep this immortal life feeling... well, life-like.

[Hack, cough, cough. In his extreme age, he's not well.]

To tell you... the truth? Being inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule... is a lot more fun than... having to deal with your indecisiveness.

Come on. Be impulsive... for once in your boring, worthless life. Give me... what we both want.

Some world-shattering drama.

Please...? Hahahah, look, I'm even... being nice. Just... for you. You, worthless monkey... at a typewriter was given such kind words by... well, let's face it... a god. So... let's get going, monkey.

Type.

psiandsteak

You don't hafta worry Miss Mun. I got this! If you're nervous, I can cover for you. Just relax, have fun, and let me do the hard parts. H'okay? [He wrinkles his nose.] Talking's a cakewalk compared to battin' barf monsters.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: earthbound/mother

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Bound to Destroy the Earth! ... wait, it's Save the Earth.

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Voice test. Possibly revenance_rpg?

very old, very rusty muse gets a journal!

i can't believe i still have this... thing

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voice testing. canon is earthbound.

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