ceasetoexist: (Let's get down to business)
Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-03-31 09:34 pm

On Five Years of Play

Five years? Not sure why you're surprised. I should be able to go on for you for five hundred if I wanted to. That's just how awesome I am, you stupid nerd. Dunno why you think I wouldn't last.

It probably shouldn't have, with all the lame crap you've done to me. In fact, you should be thanking me for even sticking around and dealing with your stupid butt. The first place wasn't so bad, but everywhere else has been a crapsack. Least you could do is send me someplace similar to where we were last. Doesn't matter where, not like I'm ever going to see any of the few people I know who don't suck again.

But yeah, sure, five years. Whatever. Big whoop.

Maybe you'll stop being a turbo nerd who plays dumb games on the internet in the next five, but that'd probably take a miracle.