Porky Minch (
kingofthetoybox) wrote in
dear_mun2013-05-31 07:04 pm
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Bound to Destroy the Earth! ... wait, it's Save the Earth.
You sound skeptical. At some point, the line between saving and destroying kinda blur. How can you save a world that's only going to go kaput one day? Those pathetic creatures called human beings are in an everlasting tug of war to conquer it or just leave it the way it is. Destruction's going to happen either now or later.
In the choice between those two, I say... Why delay what's already going to happen? I'm a progressive thinker that way, hyahah.
Speaking of inevitable, I don't want you trying to prove that I had other choices to make back then. The boy called Porky Minch would always have become King P, the world's ruler and destroyer. You're one of those idiots, aren't you? The kind of people that uselessly whine about how different things could've been?
Things happened the way they did. Just shut up and accept it. This reincarnation nonsense is like a horsefly buzzing around my ear: irritating.
In the choice between those two, I say... Why delay what's already going to happen? I'm a progressive thinker that way, hyahah.
Speaking of inevitable, I don't want you trying to prove that I had other choices to make back then. The boy called Porky Minch would always have become King P, the world's ruler and destroyer. You're one of those idiots, aren't you? The kind of people that uselessly whine about how different things could've been?
Things happened the way they did. Just shut up and accept it. This reincarnation nonsense is like a horsefly buzzing around my ear: irritating.

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Hi, I rule the world.
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You say you rule the world, little P? Prove it.
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The little boy that David was talking with explodes into shrapnel and flames.]
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Holy... !!!!
[Peering through the smoke, he's not sure whether he's just shocked or downright horrified. However incredulous he was of Porky's boastful claims, he didn't want the little guy dead.]
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[Let it never be said, though, that the proud don't have a flair for the dramatics. As the smoke clears, a towering, spider-shaped tank stands and at its center is a pod carrying an ancient man. While his features are juvenile, age has ravaged his form mercilessly. His skin is purple and decaying and his hair is the epitome of gray.]
Technology beyond the scope of anything this world is capable of. Manpower to construct and maintain said technology. The money to procure manpower. It's all mine. Mine. Just as the world is.
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[For once in his relatively young life, David has no smart remark ready. All he can do is stare in stunned amazement at Porky's machine, towering over him and making even the alien spaceships he's seen look primitive by comparison. The boy inside is both familiar and not, and David realizes at once what this means.]
The you I was talking to before... it was some kind of robot?
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Of course. I need to maintain a public image. It's another one of my great pranks that people fell for.
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Even from him.]
So it's true then. You really do rule the world. Your world, at least. But what happened to you? You're young but you're... not.
Hi.
Hey!
i saw your app and i got excited /o\
If you still plan to ruin more lives, then I'll stop you.
hehe! I really had to throw the jerk in.
:3c also if you want some pre-existing CR with this guy, feel free to contact me
I... I only asked for the Dark Dragon to make things return to the way it was. What the dragon did, was not the end. There was no end. It was... It was more of a beginning to all of us.
Great! You have an IM by chance?
sent you a PM about it o7