Bored bored bored

[bring_the_beatdown]

Aight, so dis? Dis right here? This is super lame.

Like what are you even doing that's more important than me? Yea? Nuthin'. That's right.

So make with the action. Because lady I am bored as hell right now.

Comments

[glowygreendeath]

There are worse fates than boredom, child.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Aight, name two.

[glowygreendeath]

Death and eternal servitude. We could permanently end your boredom, if you wish.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Okay point one? I die everyday, and its not no big deal.

Two .. Iiiii don't know what that means, but I bet it's lame and boring too.

[eyelander]

Can't find a way to entertain yerself these days, lad?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Uh no. Not if I'm just stuck in her head.

The hell am I supposed to do then?

[eyelander]

Have ye ever tried just bein' quiet, for a change?

[bring_the_beatdown]

How's that gonna help?

[So no.]

[wplusm1]

[ Well if you're bored, Pyro can just set you on fire. You only have to ask. You won't be bored then, Pyro promises. ]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Oh uh.. h-hey mumbles.

What's up?

[Please don't let the answer to that be "Scout compression blasted into the air."]

[wplusm1]

[ Oh, that's a great idea. Do you like juggling, Scout? Or being juggled, rather? Cause that's what's happening now.

Muffled giggling can be heard. ]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Wauggghhh!!!!!!!

[He flails his arms and kicks and tries to get away.]

Knock it off Pyro! Put me down!

[deathtousall]

Me too.

When will our muns lets us hangs out agains?

[bring_the_beatdown]

I dunno.

And we had just gotten a sweet house too. We could have had the most awesome parties.

[deathtousall]

I'll miss Carlisles, too.

Now you can comes to visits!

[Special access to Mordhaus, plus box-seat tickets to every show and a backstage for life pass!]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[And everytime he gets killed he'll just pop back alive. Perfect!]

Yeah! Oh man that's gonna rock. Think of the awesome parties we can have now! You have like.. a castle right?

[freakinblur]

Man, tell me about it. At least you prolly got a chance 'a goin' somewhere. I'm stuck in hanging around doin' nothing for the rest of forever.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Aw man, that sucks.

Why doncha like, bust out? Go wherever ya want? Rules are for losers.

[freakinblur]

Don't I wish. Hard to break tha rules when I don't even know what it is I'm supposed ta be breakin'. Maybe if I just start makin' more of a racket, I'll get out more. Make the most annoying noises I can think of until she gives in and lets me out.

[notintehkitchen]

My little one here says your master can always ask her for embarrassing ideas. I'd rather they not.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Embarrassing?

Why would I wanna do sumthin' lame and embarrassing? I wanna do fun cool shit.

[notintehkitchen]

I'm glad to assume you don't consider awkward sexual tension as fun cool shit.

[wasteland_guardian]

[Barks happily, "It been awhile, want to go for a run?"]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! Where've you been? People been feeding you?

[Time for ear skritches.]

[wasteland_guardian]

[The robot hound nodded, and he could understand everything that Scout said to him he always had. After he left the city, he ended up back home. Just wandering the wasteland with his Master and the other's in the group. The canine barked again, "What about you?"]