a_pirate_meant_to_be: (disbelief)
Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate (tm) ([personal profile] a_pirate_meant_to_be) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-19 10:01 am

Obligatory

No, I'm not doing it. It's ridiculous!

[...]

Looks, there's a lot more to piracy than that. There's a number of unique sociopolicial factors which explain the development of the practice, not to mention a unique structure of governance and a vibrant culture of --

[...]

I'm telling you, I'm not gonna -- you're not going to leave me alone until I do it, are you?

[:|b]

*sigh*

...Arrrrrr mateys.

If anybody be wanting me, I be going to erode my insides with grog now.

[personal profile] mighty_pirate 2012-09-19 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ever wonder if we just drink that stuff because we think we're supposed to?
no_vampires_plz: (Default)

[personal profile] no_vampires_plz 2012-09-19 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You guys do know that real grog was basically lemonade with rum in it, right?
myowncherrypie: (Awesomesauce!)

[personal profile] myowncherrypie 2012-09-19 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[At the least, your humiliation seems to have garnered a fan. She's smiling and applauding approvingly.]

Hahah, you're good at that!
myowncherrypie: (Content)

[personal profile] myowncherrypie 2012-09-20 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome! Are you really a pirate, or just pretending?
myowncherrypie: (What's a ninja doing here?)

[personal profile] myowncherrypie 2012-09-21 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's amazing! I've never met a real pirate before. My friend Yu likes to dress up like one, but he's... not exactly... [She trails off with a somewhat sympathetic laugh. Even though he's not there, she can't bring herself to be too harsh on the guy.]

Have you found hidden treasures?
hyperkinetic: (ride on that when he's done)

[personal profile] hyperkinetic 2012-09-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Manbroom! Serve me a pint of that corrosive swill too, will ya? I need to drink to inefficacy.
hyperkinetic: (for god's sake cough it up)

[personal profile] hyperkinetic 2012-09-21 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
We would if it weren't for those godddamn zombies!
hyperkinetic: (that's a city in england you know)

[personal profile] hyperkinetic 2012-09-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Preaching to the choir, Dudesweep. I had enough of those rotting party animals when an effeminate vampire was in charge of 'em! Hell, I WAS a zombie for a while and I HATED myself!

[Sigh.]

Ya think if Sam and I turned back into 'em they'd care about us again? At least enough where we'd get somethin' more than a 50% discount for the fact we've been esoterically fighting crime for a quarter of a century?
hyperkinetic: (pink glossy mandibles)

[personal profile] hyperkinetic 2012-09-21 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
And the lack of a soul! I STILL feel like I need to wash my mouth out for the fact my body actually uttered the words that Flint Paper wasn't my hero anymore!

Yaknow, the space suits might not've worked with the old guys, but ya think some knight in shining armor getups would get us anywhere?
hyperkinetic: (sophisticated as hell)

[personal profile] hyperkinetic 2012-09-21 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Sweet! We'll be at the next RenFaire haggling with the LARPers, and hopefully NOT get told Anthrocon isn't for another month this time!