dildosaurus: (a little truth in every single shot.)
charles foster offdensen ([personal profile] dildosaurus) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-02 07:54 pm

[ re: recent events. ]

It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Nathan has his shoulders raised and head lowered a bit like a child who knows they've done wrong.]

...Yeah.

[He tries to do a comforting pat again like he did before. Doesn't even ask if Charles is upset or nervous because he can tell for sure now.]
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[It's okay. He will just pat Charles on the shoulder and it will make everything better. Though it will not.]

I'll, um, figure something out. Talk with- with Pickles. And. Uh.

[No he likely won't figure anything out.]

Yeah.

[He still has that aura of child who knows he has done wrong despite trying to pat Charles until the problem fixes itself.]
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
...Yes? We did... things, and, uh, I don't usually do... that thing. So that- I am pretty sure. We're dating.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? I mean she hasn't been answering my calls but she's busy you know? And- and maybe she likes talking in person instead, and, uh. And I think. We really made a connection down there. In the submarine.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He shifts his weight, unsure if he REALLY wants to mention it.]

We, uh, we did... things. One thing. We did a thing.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Nathan rubs the side of his neck.]

Not this thing. I- man, I didn't even do that with Rebecca. Or Trindle. So. I think that means. Abigail and I have a very, very deep, emotional... connection.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He groans a little before giving it up.]

I... went down on her.

[Nathan then coughs, and glances away.]
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
SO I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

[His outburst is on the other end of the desperation spectrum, if there was such a thing. But with the yell expended, his voice drops down to normal tone; a little confused and grasping. He truly does think there's a relationship here.]

That has to mean something, right? That- that I did that. With Abigail. And nobody else.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I- huh.

[He really hadn't thought too hard about it; he furrows his brows as he thinks.]

She's okay. I don't hate her, and she seems like she's kind of nice?
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I thought she knew we were dating since she was the one who had me do the thing! That was- that was totally like saying 'so you mean a lot to me let's date'.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2012-07-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Nathan groans again, fairly certain that this time, he knows what the partial sentence is referring to.]

No, I haven't! That's- that is why I said I've never done it! Because I haven't! To anyoooooooooone.

[Today is apparently a drag out vowels sometimes day.]
one_winged_demon: (You know her)

[personal profile] one_winged_demon 2012-07-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't worry about whatever is going on. You've gotten those guys out of some sticky situations.

Once this is all sorted I'll even give the boys some fuel for a song or two if we can get them all together here.
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[personal profile] one_winged_demon 2012-07-03 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wrong on both counts. I'm not even really a demon.

If you want eldritch abominations Cthulhu is in this headspace somewhere.
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[personal profile] remeltindtdrinc 2012-07-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
What, uh… what part of all of that is "fine"?
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[personal profile] remeltindtdrinc 2012-07-03 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate that gesture, Charles, but it doesn't really fix any of the problems at hand.

[Especially not the one where she's mortified and her reputation is tarnished >: But also not the more pressing matter of… you know, everything else. Dethklok is everyone's bread and butter now.]
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[personal profile] remeltindtdrinc 2012-07-03 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Have a drink. A big, strong one.

[It's almost a joke. But, well, the album's done, that affords everyone just a little bit of time to cool down and formulate a plan, right?]
remeltindtdrinc: (get this shit done)

[personal profile] remeltindtdrinc 2012-07-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That actually sounds really excellent, Charles.