sobs into hands

[planetpiss]

 Well, fanschy scheeing you here. It'sch only been like two yearsch, huh? Louschy bitch.

I mean, giving it the old try-a-roonie again, huh schweetheart?

Figuresch. I knew you'd come back. You can't resischt my unfathomable charmsch. Now do me a favor and get me schomething to eat, huh? I'm fucking schtarving.

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My deepest condolences. I have a couple of the boys in my head, too. :/

[doesntbetray]

_{[He's been staring at you since 'unfathomable charms', brow arched liekwo.]}

once they get in, they NEVER LEAVE.

[planetpiss]

[Staring back. You don't look TOO tough.]

What're you looking at, dildo?

It's our burden to bear, I'm afraid. At least they're entertaining.

[doesntbetray]

_{[Oh god, this guy just used 'dildo' as an insult. He cracks a smile and shakes his head. He then holds up his bottle of whiskey and a glass to offer some. He knows this guy is largely harmless.]}

lmfao yes, they do have that going for them

[planetpiss]

[Oh. Well that wasn't really expected. But hey, he's no going to turn down free booze. Reaching for that glass like nobody's business.]

Huh. Okay. Giving me free schit? Not gonna schay no to that.

[He pauses.]

I mean, obviouschly you figured out who I am. Are you a fan or schomething? Are you looking to get schomething autographed? Becausche you're going to need to wait until I have an opening in my very buschy schedule to get that done, buddy, I'm schorry to tell you.

I should dust off Nathan eventually. Haven't played him for years.

[doesntbetray]

_{[Brandon shakes his head as he fills the glass and then refills his own.]}

Not a fan of metal. I like blues.

[jerkfuck]

...did you just call a stranger a dildo?

[Murderface: new spirit animal.]

[planetpiss]

What elsche would I call him?

[jerkfuck]

..."guy"? "You"?

[planetpiss]

Nah. What'sch he done to earn that kind of reschpect?

[thatsdoable]

The fuck are you complaining about, at least you're inside a chick.

Heh... Inside...

[planetpiss]

I'm not complaining! I'm juscht, politely reminding her that it'sch rude to abandon a gentleman when he'sch been nothing but good to her.

I mean, two yearsch, Nathan. Two yearsch of nothing. And now here sche isch letting me out again. It'sch not what the ancient Chinesche philoschophersch refer to asch...hoschpitable. Or whatever.

[thatsdoable]

Whoah I had no idea you were so cultured an' stuff Murderface. Chinese people gotta be pretty smart if they can get out of those finger traps.

[planetpiss]

Well I do collect pricelessch artifactsch from war-hungry culturesch, Nathan. Not that you care about any of that, but I mean yeah, you gotta lischten to thosche fuckersch when they tell you important schit like that.

[thatsdoable]

Also Buddha wrote this book about making art out of war, so. That's pretty sweet too. Chinamen are badasses.

[tallerthanatree]

Muns...is fickle beings.

Always changing. Likes the winds of Hresvelgr. You cannot trusts them. You just can't.

[planetpiss]

[A heavy sigh, probably too close for comfort and right in your face.]

Yeah, that schoundsch about right. We lead schad livesch, Schkwischgaar. Schtuffed into dark placesch with regular jackoffsch with nothing to do and nobody who givesch a schit about usch. And then they let usch loosche to laugh at usch.

It'sch bullschit.

[tallerthanatree]

There is too many peoples here. And when one approaches me that isn't even famous or anything, I haves to talk to thems anyways! How ams I supposed to practice guitars if I haves to talk to every idiot?

Is crap, and dildos. Crap-covered dildos.

Maybe we cans find Pickle and Toki and run away. Or maybe leave Toki. For distractions.

[planetpiss]

Uh, yeah, it'sch totally cutting into my pratische time, too.

[No. No it's not.]

I guessch we could leave Toki. But then who would make the schnacksch? I can't make that many schandwichesch, Schkwischgaar, I juscht can't.

[punishment_hole]

Fuck yous, Swisgaar!

[punishment_hole]

Murderface thats no way to speaks to the ladies that are taking care of you.

[planetpiss]

"Taking care of me" isch not what I'd call it, Toki. Not at all.

[punishment_hole]

Well mine takes good cares of me and provides all of the sandwiches I could ever asks for.

[planetpiss]

...Excusche me.

I thought I made the schandwichesch. Are you telling me that you're letting schome regular jackoff replasche me?

[theseineandi]

I can't blame that 'louschy bitch' for letting you starve with manners like that, monsieur .

[managesbrutality]

Ah, Murderface. Nice to see you're at least around.