don't call it a comeback (it's too underwhelming).

[dreyfus]

[ in much the same tone she uses to address handsome young nazi Nice Guys: ]

Espériez-vous quelque chose de plus dramatique?

[ shosanna, rude. most people aren't french or canadian. mun's disapproval seems to be the only thing that amuses her. the rest is autotranslated: ]

Am I being unapproachable?

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[cynisme]

[Well then, it's lucky for Shoshanna some people are french.]

Les connes vivent et respirent la drame. je pense qu'elles mourraient pour la drame.

[dreyfus]

[ now he just has to be lactose intolerant and she's in love. ]

On peut souhaiter.

[cynisme]

[He's not, but he knows a hypochondriac who always thinks he is.]

on peut faire aussi, mais Je n'sais pas si ça vaut le coup.

[dreyfus]

Pour cette paresseuse? [ understated scoff. certainement pas. ]

[cynisme]

une femme selon mon coeur. Santé. [And a drink for him~]

[dreyfus]

Elle ou moi? [ no wine for her? okay, now you're rude. ]

[cynisme]

Vous bien sur. [Hey, she didn't ask. Now if she wants she can have some, he'll even wordlessly offer his bottle up.]

[dreyfus]

[ damn right he will. she's havin' that. ]

Quel coeur fou. Santé.

[cynisme]

fou, ivre, et tres mécontent.

nous avons créé un monstre.

[dreyfus]

Et il n'a même pas cinq heures. [ raises her eyebrows at his overachievements as she sips. ]

mais personne veut regarder les monstres pas plus, ils veuvent Shady, je suis foie haché.

[cynisme]

c'est cinq heures en italie, non? [story of his life, madamoiselle.]

pourrait le mince shady réel svp se lever?

[dreyfus]

C'est là d'où vous venir? [ cause she doubts it. again i am the only person left on the planet who doesn't know fuck about les mis ]

non, je refuse.

[cynisme]

[That there gets an amused snorfle. go see it go see it. or we can watch it together via downloads.]

Merde, non. Je suis parisien, ma'amoiselle. Les Italiens aiment tous mais faire rien. Moi je fais rien mais je n'aime rien aussi.

zut.

[dreyfus]

[ he makes her laugh with that. ]

Je vous remerciez pour être cohérent, dans ce cas.

[cynisme]

dans ce cas, etre cohérent est facile.

[philosophe]

Faites attention à votre langue. [THERE ARE LADIES PRESENT.]

[cynisme]

[He's just gonna suck his teeth at you, Ferre.]

Sa jupe est courte, je doute qu'elle s'en soucie.

[philosophe]

Elle est toujours une femme. [Marius would be so scandalized at you right now, bro.]

[cynisme]

[Marius is a tit, no one would be surprised.]

Ouais, et je sais les femmes plus que toi.

[philosophe]

Bien sûr. [Wow the eyeroll that is getting, Grantaire.]

[cynisme]

Oui, bien sur. Tu as tes livres et j'ai ma bouteille et mes femmes. Ce sont nos vies.

[philosophe]

Nos vies sont beaucoup plus que cela.

[cynisme]

Ou moins.

[philosophe]

Avoir la foi, mon frère.

[cynisme]

Pas aujourd'hui mon ami. Demain peut-être.

[philosophe]

I must apologise for my friend's language, mademoiselle. We are usually not so crude.

[dreyfus]

Only words, monsieur. [ at least he's not kissing her hand. or talking about her like she's not there SHE CAN READ THAT YOU GUYS ]

[cynisme]

[ le kanye shrug ]

[philosophe]

I know, but even so. Courtesy is appreciated, more often than not. [Well, he would, but he's busy apologizing for his bro. HEY HE IS TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR HONOR.]

[dreyfus]

By whom? [ idk sounds like he's the one with the problem. ]

[philosophe]

Most of the young ladies I know.

[dreyfus]

Voyons donc. [ just an aside. ] I am not a young lady you know.

[philosophe]

You are not, but it is common courtesy.

[dreyfus]

It would also be common courtesy to thank you for your concern, would it not? [ silence. ]

[philosophe]

Perhaps it is not in your time. I would not know.

[dreyfus]

It is. [ a perk of her eyebrows as she looks down, passing judgment on her decade and conveying her disinterest in him at the same time. ] More tiresome by then.

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[macht]

They never learn. Approachability is overrated.

merde.

[dreyfus]

I would agree.

[sifrit]

(ooc: THANK YOU ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE now i need to practice my extremely rusty french. ;_; je l'ai oubliée)

[...Yeah, Django doesn't speak a lick of French; he won't touch that.]

Ain't like it's gonna be any kinda shame if you are.

[dreyfus]

( IT'S COOL MAN we're all out of practice but the idea kinda ran away with us so you can come join pratique if you'd like to dust off your skills in a judgment-free funriented environment! )

[ oh look a mean person, her favourite ]

No, not to anyone worth the time.

[sifrit]

(ooc: ahhhh I need to figure out who I'd even play but I would love to!)

[yep he likes her already]

Then it's a good thing muns aren't.

[dreyfus]

[ a little mhmm of agreement. ] I'd like her to go back to thinking the same of me.