That's a BINGO~

[aurevoirshosanna]

Fräulein,

First, I must start by saying: Dankeschön! Because if not for you I would not be here now.
Next, there must be a few conditions to my...shall we say--cooperation? Nein? Surely, you can not expect me to...be pleasant if you refuse to at least grant me a few simple requests~

[After a pause, he takes this time to tell his mun what he expects from her. Afterward, he smiles and claps his hands excitedly.]
Wunderbar! I knew you would see things my way.

I feel that this is the beginning of what could prove to be an extremely mutually beneficial relationship.

Comments

[andiwantmyscalps]

Well ain't this just great.

[aurevoirshosanna]

[andiwantmyscalps]

I've just decided that anywhere ya go, I'm gonna be there to make sure ya don't get away without your mark.

[aurevoirshosanna]

Now, now.. there's no need for that. I have not intentions of going anywhere without my uniform anyway.

[Jesus, this again? Can't we agree to disagree and just be done with it?]

[andiwantmyscalps]

Oh there's need, my friend. It's called retribution.

[Uh, no?]

[thebearjewtaboo]

[See this baseball bat in his hands?

Donnie wants to bash your fucking head in.]

[aurevoirshosanna]

[You see this face. This face pretty much says everything. Don't you do it.]

[thebearjewtaboo]

...how many?

[How many Jewish lives have you taken? For each one, you get a bash to the head.]

[aurevoirshosanna]

[jflakjfajl He couldn't even begin to count.]

Mi scusi? Quante cosa?

[Okay, so this probably isn't the best time to tease you about the Italian thing, but he's a smug bastard and can't help rubbing that in your face.]

[magnetic_magpie]

[One by one by one, those metals are just going to S L O W L Y pull away from Hans' uniform and fall to the floor.]

[andiwantmyscalps]

[What is this witchcraft?

Whatever it is, Aldo approves. He spits some tobacco out of his mouth before speaking]

Now that's somethin'. Dunno how ya did it but damn good job.

[magnetic_magpie]

Just a little something I can do. And thank you.

[Watch them to a little twirl and start to deform. Like being crushed in someone's hand. There's a very faint German accent to his words, buried under years of travel and other languages.]

I can't say I've had the pleasure?

[Who are you?]

[andiwantmyscalps]

[Aldo grins, nodding his approval at the man.

He likes you enough to stick his hand out for a proper shake, even. Who knew that depants-ing a Nazi would bloom a new friendship?]

First Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Some people call me Aldo the Apache, though. You?

[magnetic_magpie]

[It's a good past time, really!

He gives Aldo's hand a firm shake.]

Most call me Magneto, but Erik works.

[aurevoirshosanna]

[He raises a brow and looks vaguely amused, because amused is a much better expression than terrified. He's too dignified for that.]

Das ist interessant...

[magnetic_magpie]

[No he's not. Now his gun is lifting away and taking it's self apart.]

Quite.

[aurevoirshosanna]

[Alright, so now he's getting a bit more worried.]

Neat trick.

[magnetic_magpie]

[Might be a good idea, as the bullets are gathering in Magneto's hand.]

I have many more.

[integrity]

Wunderbar?

Stop talking, you are embarrassing yourself.

[aurevoirshosanna]

Ja! Wunderbar! Das ist sehr gut..

[A pause. Hans smiles and chuckles a bit.]

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Italiano? Française? English?

[He seems a bit proud of himself, he doesn't wait for an answer either. The question really didn't matter.]

I would I do that? In order to be embarrassed I would first have to do something embarrassing. I hardly think speaking in my native language is embarrassing at all.

[goalenu]

Aah, shit. What'd your poor writer ever do to get saddled with a sick sonuffabitch like you?

[aurevoirshosanna]

[Another one of you.. What is this Scheiße?]

Better to be 'saddled' with me, than a dirty lying Jew like you.

[Oh but his tone couldn't be more conversational.]

Besides, didn't you go...Kaboom?

[goalenu]

What's that? Sorry, couldn't hear it over the sound'a you screamin' like a little bitch when Aldo carved you up, good'n proper.

[aurevoirshosanna]

I can hardly be held accountable for that. Have you ever had a Swastika cut into your forehead?

[goalenu]

Oh. Yeah. That's somethin' I make a real goddamn routine out of, when I'm not busy bashin' your friends' skulls and gunning old Adolf into the carpet.