Mun just had an absolutely awful idea.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...You've made me sit through that movie three times now. THREE TIMES.

Why in the name of Zephyr would you ever wanna throw me at that Drago guy, ESPECIALLY when he has that giant Alpha dragon at his command?!

You saw what it made those other dragons do!

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[ruffntumblenut]

Maybe she thinks you have a thing for big ugly guys who yell alot?

Or guys missing an arm?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Are you serious?!

He was horrible! Worse than most dragon slayers I've come across, if the jerk ever thought about coming to Dragonsbayne I guarantee you now, my grandfather wouldn't allow him to leave in one piece.

[ruffntumblenut]

Not usually.

Doesn't sound like it's up to your grandfather though it's up to the mun, and muns are jerks.

I mean at least they usually are. Mine totally is. Jerk.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

My mun can be pretty awful.

Infact she's normally VERY awful.

[ruffntumblenut]

More or less awful then a guy who would swing a spear and yell at you till you were his slave?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Okay, Drago's much worse.

Man, I sit through that movie with my mun though, I just wanna find my way into that film and plant a hge punch to that monster's face.

[ruffntumblenut]

Tell me about it. Hiccup and Astrid get all the good hits in our show.

Ah well, that's what roleplay is for. In my game I've had some really awesome kills! Like this one time? I threw some cheese on a guy and rats ate him alive!! I didn't even know that would happen! But it was so fast and just like...zoom! Chomp. Done.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Okay, ew... creative but ew. Kinda feel sorry for the guy.

Hey, I never got your name by the way.

[ruffntumblenut]

Don't feel bad, he came back later.

Oh! I'm Ruffnut Thorston...the younger one.

In the game I'm in I met Hiccup and Astrid again and they're all older and stuff so even though I haven't lived through the adventure I know what's up.

Speak of the devil and he shall appear

[bloodyfist]

I suspect your mundane is interested because of what it made those other dragons do.

[Drago is pretty good at reading people. Even mundanes!]

OH FU--

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Narrowing her eyes, Look how narrow they are. No really.]

Dragons aren't tools for you own personal use.

And they never will be!

[Someone hold her back - She might be tempted to teach this asshole a few lessons.]

[bloodyfist]

It's the nature of a beast to kneel before man. Or be destroyed. I'm just enforcing the natural order, that's all.

[He doesn't seem the least bit intimidated. Which, really, is to be expected, all things considered.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Incase you didn't notice, Some of those beasts are WAY bigger than you, Drago Bludvist. If anyone should be kneeling it should be you.

I'd get on my knees and beg forgiveness if I were you before it's too late.

[bloodyfist]

I've noticed, but I don't really care.

[He merely smiled, though it looked more like a snarl than anything.]

You should run along home now. Capturing children isn't worth my time.

[Of course, Drago doesn't know the meaning of the word 'mercy' - he was baiting her. Those whose tempers burn hottest are the easiest to manipulate, after all.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Fist clench and a returning snarl from herself, He's still thinks, Saft's just a regular human right? Then for now she isn't under any threat from him so she'll definitely have to keep her mouth shut about what she is and where Drago could find others like her.]

I should.

But until I know you haven't got any dragons under your rule right now, I'm not going anywhere.

[bloodyfist]

[Apropos of nothing, Drago let out a wordless roar to the heavens and slammed the butt of his bullhook into the ground.

Hey, what was with the sudden ominous rumbling?]

I suppose not.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[..Oh Zephyr, no.

Saft's look of anger suddenly becomes one of dread as she has a horrible suspicion of what's about to come her way.]

...!

[yankeemonarch]

Well it sounds like you're in need of a knight!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

A Knight?

[Blink Blink.]

[yankeemonarch]

Who better to help you than a knight...or a king?

[See that crown and those fancy looking robes? Hint, hint.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I appreciate the help, but I don't really accept help I'm not familiar with. Most nights I've come across before kinda...don't like me.

[There's a reason for that, honest.]

[yankeemonarch]

What, don't trust Lords?

[Please, he is the farthest thing from a knight possible. There is no danger here.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

It's not much that I don't trust them, it's more the fact that well, I kind of have this reputation which sort of leads them to wanting to kill me on sight.

But I'm not a bad person, honest!

[yankeemonarch]

A lady of repute then? I can dig that.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Who are you anyway?