Username - someone doesn't like it much...

[smelltheredinside]

Seriously?! You try to eat your friends one time, and this is what happens? [She throws her hands up in frustration] It wasn't even on purpose!

Yes, you should have kept the other one.

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[savedtheworld]

What does red smell like?

[smelltheredinside]

[She gives him a grin that shows off her pointy fangs. Oh yay, someone new to play with. She's always looking for some new fun.] It totally smells delicious~ [Leaning in a little bit as she says it.]

[savedtheworld]

[He's almost like a bald Finn. And quickly scared.]

D-delicious?

[smelltheredinside]

[Well, Finn is fun especially at first so this should go swimmingly.]

Yeah. And you know the muns give us these names for a reason, right? [putting an arm around his shoulder, still with that pointy grin.]

[savedtheworld]

Just to be... made up and silly, right?

[He says very nervously, as his eyes slowly peer over towards her.]

[smelltheredinside]

Well, I don't know about your mun... [She leaves it hanging for effect.]

[savedtheworld]

N-no, not mine, but... yours?

What color's blood again...?

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[smelltheredinside]

Blood... [She licks her lips. Why, it's the reddest red that ever did red.] I'm pretty sure it's red. It smells red.

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[smelltheredinside]

[It feels like the right time for this. so...

She morphs herself partly so she puts on a few inches, and her face becomes.... well.... scary. And it's complete with sudden hissing.

Boo.]

[savedtheworld]

[And now Aang is hopping back and screaming.]

WAH!

[smelltheredinside]

[And that's her limit. She's almost bent double, laughing so very hard.] Awesome.

[savedtheworld]

What do you mean, awesome? Please don't eat me!

[smelltheredinside]

Eat you? [she laughs a bit more.] have you got anything that's red? Or even low-grade, like pink? Let me show you something.

[savedtheworld]

Um... I got an apple! [He holds it up nervously while making a weird/frightened face.]

[smelltheredinside]

[She takes the apple, before putting it to her fangs and sucking the red out of the top. She drops the colourless apple with a lipsmack.] Yummy.

I can survive like that without eating people.

[savedtheworld]

Oh? Well... I like that! [He nods nervously. Even if he does look a bit weirded out by it at the same time.] It's nice, and - peaceful!

[smelltheredinside]

[She snickers, mostly at his face.] Well, it's cooler than sucking on your friends. That gets lame after a while. And super boring.

[savedtheworld]

It's - it's also really messed up! You shouldn't do things like that to your friends.

[smelltheredinside]

Yeah. [She'll agree with just that. Sure as Nightoshpere not admitting that she's never done it, not least because there was more than a few hundred years where she had no friends to suck on. She likes to have something she can work with to still play a little bit if she gets bored. Especially now Finn and Jake know her well enough they don't react as well as they used to. A girl needs her fun after all.] But I'm a vampire. I'm a thousand years old and I lost track of my moral code.

[savedtheworld]

Really? How come you can't find it, then? And what's a vampire? I know my soul's been around for thousands of years but it's still got a moral code.

[goinggoinggon]

Hmmm....

[Gon is thinking hard on this!]

Does it mean like smelling blood? [Blood is red. And it's inside of your body so.]

[smelltheredinside]

It means smelling red, dingus. [Then a slow grin with pointy teeth.] But it just so happens your insides are red. And blood.

[goinggoinggon]

But how can you smell red? Isn't it just a color?

[You can't smell colors silly!]

Is he wearing/carrying anything red? does she have permissions to suck it to white?

[smelltheredinside]

It's totally a colour. It's also delicious. [Creeping that little bit closer]

[goinggoinggon]

[He's paying really close attention to her words and concentrates for a second, not really noticing that she's coming closer.]

Maybe it's a metaphor for something... [Like she can't actually mean the color red is delicious. She must be speaking in riddles he doesn't understand yet!]

[ooc: She can chomp on his shirt! It has some red in it.]

Cool! Its not going to be right away I don't think but it looks like it might go there so checking:3

[smelltheredinside]

It's not a metaphor. The colour red, like what makes up all your insides, is totally delicious. [He might want to start noticing how close to him she's lazily floating. The grin is pointy fangs.... and not the laughter she feels like. Meeting new people is totally fun.]

[goinggoinggon]

I never knew red had a taste. But it's interesting. Does it taste like cherries or strawberry?

[He is being totally optimistic about this even if she's floating closer and closer and looking menacing.]

[smelltheredinside]

It's got a taste that's completely unique. Sometimes it tastes a little like what you're eating it from, but most of the time, it just tastes..... red. [She pokes at his neck with a finger, lightly. Teasing.] I can always have a taste and tell you in more detail.

[goinggoinggon]

[This is when he's going to proceed to take one biiig step away from her, laughing nervously.]

Ahhh, no that's alright. I think I have a pretty good idea now.

[smelltheredinside]

[A chuckle that she just can't hold back. about time.]

But you totally wanted to know. I can tell.

[goinggoinggon]

I do, but if you eat all the red out of my body, it'll look weird when I bleed...

[smelltheredinside]

[She floats behind him, grinning. Maybe even snickering a little under her breath.] Hold still. [A little hiss for effect, a prickle on the back of his neck as she sucks the red out of his collar, and pulling away shortly. Really, there was nothing in that at all. But still.]

You should totally cut your finger. Just a little bit [definitely snickering] and you can see.

[goinggoinggon]

[Wow what. He looks down at his new white color and grins.]

Ehh!? Wow, you really ate all the red out of it! [She literally meant she ate the color red. ffffff. He's going to bite his thumb hard enough to cause a little blood to rush to the surface. He holds it out.]

Is this good enough?

[smelltheredinside]

Yeah. See? Literally the colour red. That's what I was trying to tell you.

But it doesn't end well if I don't get enough red. And feral mode is where I try to get the red that's all on your inside. It's totally uncool.

[ruby_roses]

[Considering the amount of red she wears... Ruby is just going to look REALLY awkward right now.]

[smelltheredinside]

[Pffft, Absolutely perfect. She wonders whether to try and get some of the red on her clothes - it does look really tempting - or whether to just mess with her a little bit. Or maybe both.

Both sounds good. Floating closer, just a little bit - enough that she's toeing the line on personal space.] Free take-out. Totally awesome.

[ruby_roses]

[Unfortunately - or fortunately, depending on perspective - Ruby's training and instincts kick in and she's instantly taking a step back and pointing the barrel of her high-velocity sniper scythe (which is also very red) at you, Marcy.]

S-stay back! I'm not afraid to shoot!

[She's just a little jumpy about vampires, considering the Dracula she has to share space with.]

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[smelltheredinside]

[There's a moment of laughing before-]

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[smelltheredinside]

[She suddenly pulls this face, complete with hissing.]

[ruby_roses]

[...Well... she did warn you. She'll be firing off several shots in quick succession, each one powerful enough in recoil to send her skidding back an inch, even with the tip of the scythe planted in the ground.]

[smelltheredinside]

[She's hit by the first two and manages to dodge the others. Barely.]

Ow. Oh my glob, that hurts. [She rolls the shoulder that took the first bullet, completely ignoring the second wound for now, before she starts chuckling again.] I like you. I haven't gotten a reaction that good since Jake tried to 'rescue' Finn from being my Henchman.

[ruby_roses]

[Just have... a look. Not only did this girl not only take TWO SHOTS at near point blank - more than enough to take out smaller Grimm - she's... LAUGHING about it!? Where's backup when you need... wait... Like!? This is just weird.]

...Y-you... like me? I... kinda just shot you. Twice.

[smelltheredinside]

And it totally hurts. [She grins, this time without teeth.] Let's just say you kind of remind me of two dweebs that I know.

[ruby_roses]

Um... th-thanks? I think?

[smelltheredinside]

Yeah, they're cool enough. [she leans back and lifts her legs so she's reclined in mid-air, using her fist to prop her head up.] So are you, like, into the 'adventuring' thing as well?

[spiderpants]

That's just the kinda stuff these mun-dudes hang over your head. Hangin' onto all those little things, missin' out on the big picture.

I mean, I kinda tried to eat you too so I guess we break even.

[smelltheredinside]

Yeah, I'm kinda getting that. And Thanks, I guess.

[There's one thing she's been curious about.] So, like, does Finn think he's been wearing a red or grey backpack this whole time? What kind of dingus doesn't know they're colourblind?