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May. 11th, 2012 08:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
No.
Pleased as I am to be given any amount of attention at all after you abandoned me months ago, I insist that you find other ways to express your sudden renewed interest in me. Specifically, other ways that do not involve forced copulation.
No, 'four arms would be amazing in bed' is not a valid excuse.
No, it doesn't excite me that you seem to have already found me a partner -- need I remind you that both he and I need to be accepted before you can start making duality-themed jokes?
No, I do not think this is a good idea in any way, shape or form, and I humbly but firmly request that you reconsider.
Please.
No love and certainly no respect either,
Boris Vasily Konstantin Andrei Myshkin Dolokhov
Pleased as I am to be given any amount of attention at all after you abandoned me months ago, I insist that you find other ways to express your sudden renewed interest in me. Specifically, other ways that do not involve forced copulation.
No, 'four arms would be amazing in bed' is not a valid excuse.
No, it doesn't excite me that you seem to have already found me a partner -- need I remind you that both he and I need to be accepted before you can start making duality-themed jokes?
No, I do not think this is a good idea in any way, shape or form, and I humbly but firmly request that you reconsider.
Please.
No love and certainly no respect either,
Boris Vasily Konstantin Andrei Myshkin Dolokhov