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(headcanon) birthday boy in a few hours 8')
Lady, I don't think you know how fiction works. The point is that the story is contained-- as in, it's still 2010 where I am and it will always be 2010. Whatever happened to all that weird meta time loop crap you were so into?
[you just don't want to admit that you're 33, travis.]
Because I'm not! Are you even listening?!
...No, you can't get my goddamn twin brother to confirm, he'll tell you the same damn thing!
[you just don't want to admit that you're 33, travis.]
Because I'm not! Are you even listening?!
...No, you can't get my goddamn twin brother to confirm, he'll tell you the same damn thing!

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[WAY TO BE A MOOD KILLER.]
How's that going for you?
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[But rather than say anything, let's pull out a pair of beers?]
On me. Since it's your birthday.
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Hey, thanks!
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It's not bad. I'm a courier. I deliver things. Things people need delivering.