(headcanon) birthday boy in a few hours 8')

[crownless]

Lady, I don't think you know how fiction works. The point is that the story is contained-- as in, it's still 2010 where I am and it will always be 2010. Whatever happened to all that weird meta time loop crap you were so into?

[you just don't want to admit that you're 33, travis.]

Because I'm not! Are you even listening?!

...No, you can't get my goddamn twin brother to confirm, he'll tell you the same damn thing!