omnomnombunzuh: (Human: Wha- ahhh- tuh.)
aximili-esgarrouth-isthill ([personal profile] omnomnombunzuh) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-04 01:17 am

yet another voicetest

With all due respect, mun, seeing as you are the closest equivalent I have to a Prince at the moment unfortunately... I am not sure my "super power" should involve cinnamon buns in any fashion. They are very distracting. Innnng. Besides, I believe my tailblade is more than adequate.

Perhaps you should reconsider? It is simply a suggestion.

On a similar note, I question the wisdom of this Animorphs Movie Night you keep suggesting. It appears to be the opposite of discreet. Besides, I believe finishing my application should take higher priority.
whatsupcroc: (☇ happy: you should see your face)

i am the worst i know

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-04 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Movies are meant to be implausible. It's what makes them fun! Though you're totally right about the humanoid alien thing. Not that Independence Day was so bad, when I think about it.

Soap operas are so much less believable! How many evil second twins are hanging around waiting to show up when you fall into a coma due to a freak car accident after almost making up with your ex-wife's sister's mother's cousin, who really is your mother only they find that out five episodes later?
whatsupcroc: (◆ curious: are you for real?)

/feels a subtle lack of shame

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-04 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Are Andalite courtships totally drama free?

[ Will is the man, no arguments there -- his characters are often even really cool! Like that pilot!!! ]
whatsupcroc: (◆ happy: see this is how you smile)

just for this

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-04 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, are you blushing?

[ she grins, rolling a little closer and peering up at him. ]

You are! You're totally blushing! Who's the lucky Andalite, huh?
whatsupcroc: (☇ exasperated: like you're a jedi knight)

8)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-04 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HERE RIGHT NOW ]

It's when you get red in the face because you're embarrassed. Like you are right now!

[ And he's totally right about it being none of her business. But! But! ]

Which means something's up. But fine, fine, I won't be that nosy.

[ She'll just ask again later. And then again after that. ONE DAY... ]

All I'm taking from this is that Andalites are just as dramatic, so there.
whatsupcroc: (☇ playful: sliest wink in the world)

;_;... <3 B3

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-04 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, it is.

[ She smiles after the admission, not even close to apologetic. Especially since he's not meeting her eyes. It's adorable. ]

Aximili, to be honest? I don't think any human actually has done that. [ her voice lowers lalkasdjflasfd ] We don't have clones yet, but when we do--!
whatsupcroc: (◆ smile: really you look good)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-04 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Collette's seriously laughing again, covering her mouth with both hands because this is probably rude on some level but it's so funny! ]

We're the weirdest. Still, who cares about all that stuff? Sure okay most Disney has that going on, but at least action movies keep the kissing to a minimum. And it has impact. Like, "oh we survived this is awesome!" impact.

[ she's bullshitting Collette doesn't really care one way or another ]
whatsupcroc: (◆ dubious: oh man are you serious)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-04 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing, nothing! Really, I'm just laughing -- because.

[ Another grin, followed by an internal groan. She's got no idea. Hell with track records Ax might actually have kissed more people than she ever has (outside of family). YEAH. THAT WHOLE ONE. ]

How many of us have you actually seen stop to kiss mid-way through any battle? Or even near the end? Movies have movie logic! Reality has -- boring safety logic.

[ She nods laskjdf ]
whatsupcroc: (◆ amused: oh god you did just do that)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-05 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ She continues to smiiiiile and shrug her shoulders, like what else can she possibly have to say to that really Ax? ]

Huh? Back up -- tell me all about this! When was that?
whatsupcroc: (☇ smile: not the kind you mean)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ She almost -- almost -- looks like she's about to saw awwwh. And then doesn't. ]

Animorphs: Better than television. Much less well insured.
whatsupcroc: (☇ exasperated: rolling my eyes here)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-05 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She rolls her eyes ]

We're so much better than "Days of Our Lives." "Young and the Restless" might be just crazy enough to compete.
whatsupcroc: (☇ happy: you should see your face)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-05 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She snorts. ]

Sometimes.
whatsupcroc: (◆ amused: oh god you did just do that)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-05 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You tried walking around shirtless?

[ Oh god Ax hahahaha Collette taps her chin. ]

Well yeah, it pretty much always is when you're a girl, but guys can be shirtless at like... the pool, or the beach, or on really hot days around where they live. My brother never wore a shirt when he was mowing the lawn during the summer.

[ Primarily to show off, which Collette had thought was hysterical at the time, because her brother was trying to show off and he really didn't need to. He was coolbeans, chicks should already know that! ]

You're not supposed to go shopping or to a restaurant without a shirt on. It's too distracting. And not sanitary.
whatsupcroc: (☇ exasperated: like you're a jedi knight)

god I shouldn't be cracking up over this (yes it is)

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2012-03-05 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Of course he was. She still wants to see that shirt hat sometime. ]

Status symbol? [ She shakes her head, laughing. ] No, no! Comfort symbol, sometimes, like with the heat or when you're swimming? If you think armor is cool, though, you're in the wrong era.

[ She presses her lips together. Of course the Andalite won't know why it's distracting. And that's funny if understandable. ]

Uh, think of it like... okay, so what's something an Andalite finds attractive about another Andalite? [ She pauses. ] Physically attractive.

you are so very welcome (8D)

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