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With all due respect, mun, seeing as you are the closest equivalent I have to a Prince at the moment unfortunately... I am not sure my "super power" should involve cinnamon buns in any fashion. They are very distracting. Innnng. Besides, I believe my tailblade is more than adequate.

Perhaps you should reconsider? It is simply a suggestion.

On a similar note, I question the wisdom of this Animorphs Movie Night you keep suggesting. It appears to be the opposite of discreet. Besides, I believe finishing my application should take higher priority.

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[ wait Collette what. what is your logic even. ]

I... do not believe the existence of clones should alter bonds that much.

Your species can be so strange.

[ Collette's seriously laughing again, covering her mouth with both hands because this is probably rude on some level but it's so funny! ]

We're the weirdest. Still, who cares about all that stuff? Sure okay most Disney has that going on, but at least action movies keep the kissing to a minimum. And it has impact. Like, "oh we survived this is awesome!" impact.

[ she's bullshitting Collette doesn't really care one way or another ]

[ She is so lucky he doesn't really understand how rude that is, though he does know enough to glare at her. ]

I fail to see what's so hilarious.

Now, as for these fictionalized kisses. I can see how intense emotions might enhance the impact. Tact. But... shouldn't making sure the danger was truly gone, and that you are finally safe, be a higher priority than exchanging saliva?

[ He still has so, so much learn about mankind. ]

Nothing, nothing! Really, I'm just laughing -- because.

[ Another grin, followed by an internal groan. She's got no idea. Hell with track records Ax might actually have kissed more people than she ever has (outside of family). YEAH. THAT WHOLE ONE. ]

How many of us have you actually seen stop to kiss mid-way through any battle? Or even near the end? Movies have movie logic! Reality has -- boring safety logic.

[ She nods laskjdf ]

"Because."

[ It doesn't sound like he believes her! FOR SOME REASON. ]

Well, actually- leeee- there was that time Prince Jake and Cassie kissed after we defeated the Howlers.

[ She continues to smiiiiile and shrug her shoulders, like what else can she possibly have to say to that really Ax? ]

Huh? Back up -- tell me all about this! When was that?

[ SO MUCH HESITATION. ]

It was long before we started recruiting.

We believed Prince Jake might have plunged to his death, tuh, in pursuit of the Howler. We he came back, well... as you can imagine, Cassie was very relieved, and...

[ She almost -- almost -- looks like she's about to saw awwwh. And then doesn't. ]

Animorphs: Better than television. Much less well insured.

[ He, on the other hand, almost looks offended. Collette, how could you say that about TV?! ]

Correction. Nuh.: Some television.

[ She rolls her eyes ]

We're so much better than "Days of Our Lives." "Young and the Restless" might be just crazy enough to compete.

[ He nods, very seriously, because this is important. ]

The writing on "Days of Our Lives" is very inconsistent, besides. We are at least on the level of the "Young and the Restless"... with more clothing.

[ She snorts. ]

Sometimes.

[ He frowns. ]

What did the others tell you? I have been informed that is inappropriate not to wear, ruh, shirts!

You tried walking around shirtless?

[ Oh god Ax hahahaha Collette taps her chin. ]

Well yeah, it pretty much always is when you're a girl, but guys can be shirtless at like... the pool, or the beach, or on really hot days around where they live. My brother never wore a shirt when he was mowing the lawn during the summer.

[ Primarily to show off, which Collette had thought was hysterical at the time, because her brother was trying to show off and he really didn't need to. He was coolbeans, chicks should already know that! ]

You're not supposed to go shopping or to a restaurant without a shirt on. It's too distracting. And not sanitary.

I was merely following the example of the men on the "Young and the Restless". I am young, you know and occasionally restless.

[ Why, no. He could not sound more huffy he tried. ]

So, in human culture, a bare chest is... some sort of status symbol? Lull? That makes no sense. Perhaps if you chose to walk around wearing armor - far more sensible than shirts, by the way, at least the discomfort would serve a purrrrpose - it would be somewhat logical. Kuh-ull.

[ Shaking his head at you, humanity, shaking his head. ]

You know, I keep hearing that, about it being distracting. But I have never understood why.

[ Of course he was. She still wants to see that shirt hat sometime. ]

Status symbol? [ She shakes her head, laughing. ] No, no! Comfort symbol, sometimes, like with the heat or when you're swimming? If you think armor is cool, though, you're in the wrong era.

[ She presses her lips together. Of course the Andalite won't know why it's distracting. And that's funny if understandable. ]

Uh, think of it like... okay, so what's something an Andalite finds attractive about another Andalite? [ She pauses. ] Physically attractive.

We're back on that topic? Ick? [ No, he thought he'd gotten her to forget it! This is so not fair. ] T-The tail, aiillll, I suppose. And well-groomed fur, of course.

[ If you thought he was blushing hard before... ]

Although that would explain many of the things I have seen on "Days of Our Lives" and the "Young and the Restless". I was wondering what the purpose of those shirtless scenes were... they did not seem to serve the plot. Tuh.

[ It's amazing to see how embarrassment is just one of those things with a physiological reaction in human beings, even human beings who are usually six-limbed aliens from Andalite Homeworld. ]

Hey, you brought us back here, I was happy talking about... whatever else we were talking about. Explosions? High speed outrunning of avalanches?

[ No. No, that's just hopeful thinking. You were discussing no such thing. ]

No, that's definitely not plot service. Preeeeetty sure that's called fan service.

[ He is not falling your clever ruse. ]

You were the one who brought up Andalite courtship, as I recall. All. I would much rather discuss explosions.

[ Man, humans, just when he thinks he has you figured out... ] For which fans, precisely? Lee?

You kept asking about the -- other stuff. I was just helping!

[ Collette blinks -- wondering if he's thinking like. Cooling fans. Handheld fans. Mechanical fans also know as deathtraps. ]

Whatever fans -- you know, people who watch the series -- want to look at guys without shirts on?

You have an odd definition of help. Puh.

[ He was, in fact, thinking of exactly those kind of fans. Very confusing. ]

Oh. That sort of fan. An. Nuh. I... think I get it now.

Yeah, that sort of fan. Not even the really interesting ones.

[ She mock sighs, not caring one way or another. Having fans is kind of cool. That means people like you, right? Or maybe not. She's never had any, won't have any, and in this moment, doesn't particularly care. ]

Technically you're a fan. SO it's kind of fan-service for you too.

Ah. I had been wondering - innnnnng, guh - what use the other fans would have in production. Perhaps to keep the cameras from overheating?

[ Aw, Collette. Surely some historian will take interest in you obscure someday. For now, marvel upon Ax's vaguely offended face. ]

I'm not... really interested.

[ Humans are gross. Except when he's in human morph. ]

I bet they use big ones to make the fake windstorms, or blow people's hari and clothing around all dramatically.

[ Inwardly amused. ]

Yeah, for some reason I don't think that kind of stuff is really geared toward an Andalite viewing audience.

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