accidental cannibal

[infomodder]

Look, I'm flattered you're suddenly all gung ho about wanting to do something with me. Honored, even. You know me, all I've ever wanted was for someone to take an extreme interest in me in every capacity and want to shove me in all sorts of horrible situations. This is all I ever wanted, no doubt about it.

[well done on your design there buddy]

But do you really have to get so hung up over Sigyn chooses only the most humanitarian for her House? There's one for murder investigators and you can't get over humanitarian? I mean, sure, I'm—no, I'm not going to talk about myself. There's other ones. There's better ones.

It's not my fault the dog god doesn't have his own House. It's probably better that way.

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[shrikes]

[ honored, even. wow fuck you? ]

Wow. That's pretty really tacky.

[infomodder]

[No you're tacky, Mister S. Put on the leotard with the sparkles and just deal.]

What's tacky?

[he doesn't understand teenage girls he needs clarification












and also another icon with her in it damn]

[nukeoleptic]

Rude! There's nothing wrong with Sigyn.

[fade_away]

... you don't look like a dog?

[shrikes]

[ srsly starting to doubt your commitment to lectermotion ]

"Humanitarian?" [ also that icon? at least it's not sways :') ]

[infomodder]

[THAT WORD

he is going to DIE]

It wasn't—no, no, I wasn't meaning to remark on her. It's the little summary, not. It's got nothing to do with her, specifically.

[nukeoleptic]

It's way better than the other houses. Hel is mostly full of assholes: take my word for it.

[infomodder]

[it's lectormotion you illiterate]

It is tacky. Very tacky. I find it tasteless.

[...]

...I'm seriously going to need to do an overhaul of my vocabulary.

[but this glorious beautiful face is :')]

[infomodder]

If it's got a lot of people who work with murder, that actually makes some sort of sense. Dealing with that all the time, it...hardens someone a lot. They could be taken as—yeah, something like that.

[GOTTA KEEP THE LANGUAGE PG]

[infomodder]

No, no. I'm not—[going to explain that he's not a dog, this guy has eyes, gj Will]—I just like dogs. I have a lot of them.

[shrikes]

Only if you're going to keep doing it. Eating people.

[ fuck groce stick a flower crown on that mess ]

[fade_away]

[Cole ooohhhhs in understanding. He actually probably would have listened to the 'not a dog' explanation anyway.] ... I like cats. But I don't have any. Are the dogs loud?

[infomodder]

That is not on my list of things to do, Abigail. You don't have to worry about that.

[the things i do for you]

[infomodder]

They can be. It depends on how you train them and what's going on.

[oh no cole why did you do this there is one thing will graham can talk about forever and that thing is

murder

dogs]

Sometimes they bark at anything, but I can train them to stop that. But if it's...if there are sirens going on, or fireworks, or something loud that they're not used to? Then yeah, they can be really loud.

[but hey a living dead girl sneaked into his house right under his bed and his dogs didn't do anything IT DEPENDS OKAY]

[fade_away]

[Cole is also a fan of murder mercy killing cute animals.]

The only ones I've seen bark at everything. They're really big and scary. I think if they didn't bark all the time maybe they wouldn't be so scary.

[infomodder]

[Scary dogs? That sounds like a real nightmare.

They need Will Graham.]

Could've been scared themselves. Or abused. Nervous about something. There's all sorts of reasons for dogs to bark, but it's not just the big ones that do it. The little ones, they can have the worst barks. Yappy, yippy things.

[fade_away]

What could something so big with such teeth be scared of?

[Then again, he thought the same of Templars for a while, until he found out what they were scared of. Him.]

Dogs come in small sizes? Like... cat sizes?

[infomodder]

Uh. Well. People, mostly. And other, bigger animals. Not all dogs are big, no. Some are smaller than cats. Three pounds total, sometimes. The kind of dog you'd be worried about killing if you just stepped on it.

They're a bit tricky to have around. You have to watch your every movement around them.

[fade_away]

[You have opened Cole up to a whole new world of dogs as possible cute and friendly animals, Will. Pat yourself on the back. Cole looks amazed at the possibilities.]

I have to do that anyway.

[shrikes]

Do you get a say in it? Are you even gonna know about it when you get there?

[ i'm sorry have you made 6000 icons? no? then shut the fuck up ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh.

Humane inclinations.

Yes I suppose you would, wouldn't you?

[nukeoleptic]

[ But PG is boring booo boooo. ]

Well, some of them are murderers. The signup sheet for Hel seems to be more like, um, "shady jerks go here."

[infomodder]

[It's 8:39PM central time, his name is Will Graham, and he's over 250% done with Chilton.

Until season 2.]

Does that really surprise you so much, Doctor Chilton? I do what I do to save lives. You're all about humanity, too, aren't you? Got a knack for the mind.

And being a humanitarian.

[Okay so, no, he doesn't like him. But God, please, please, if only he could get some way to tell him, "Please don't have dinner with Doctor Lecter and rub it in my face, I can't tell you why, just do this for me? I'll be more cooperative?" The things Will does for people, really!]

I don't mean that in a bad way, of course.

[infomodder]

[Cole

stop by Graham house one day

There is a whole brand spanking new world of lovely doggies to be met

Let him show you the good side of canines.]

You really have problems with dogs, don't you? They kind of follow you around, maybe? Or maybe you live in a place with a bunch of them.

[infomodder]

[You're too young to curse so much! THESE WHIPPERSNAPPERS...]

Seriously sounding like less and less the place for me. I wasn't aware of that part so much. The shady jerks part, I mean.

[look he's southern BUT HE CAN READ HE CAN and also the last thing Will needs is being associated with a bunch of murderers he has that enough already]