canon is the arkham games | counting down the days, kiddies.

[prettyfunny]

Ladies and gentleman, boils and germs, look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence!

Oh, don't go feeling sorry for yourself, kiddo. Nobody's missed you like your dear Uncle Joker! Remember all the fun we used to have together? Blowing up hospitals, kidnapping baby birdies, and really stickin' it to our dear old Batbrain. Ah. Memories.

So, how's about it, huh? Let's get the band back together!

Comments

[theangerinside]

The Joker. Funny. I think my lesser half was almost scared of you.

[prettyfunny]

Almost?! What's a clown gotta do to strike terror into the hearts of you kooky Kryptonians?

[theangerinside]

Being an actual threat might help.

[prettyfunny]

Ooh! This one's feisty. Go on, give us another.

[theangerinside]

Sorry. I'm a little busy taking over the world. But I'll get back to you eventually.

[prettyfunny]

Well, you're no fun. I liked you better when your skort was blue.

[theangerinside]

That's because she didn't know how to play for keeps.

[prettyfunny]

You keep talking, but all I hear is 'blah blah blah, mommy, I'm a big girl now!'

[theangerinside]

[And she's shooting her heat vision at his chest.] I like the sound of my own voice.