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dear_mun2013-10-03 01:51 pm
tiltshotghostimage) wrote in dear_mun2013-10-03 01:51 pm
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Dave stfu you know we're getting to it.
man no dont even come over here until you are good and goddamn ready to finish up that storyline with me
and what the fuck are you even doing sending me to play in memes
i fucking hate memes mun
theyre impersonal and assnasty
get me the fuck gone outta there
put my shit out to pasture like that again and i will fucking start a workmans strike
get your entire fucking green room in on it
then what
what then mun
nobody would be able to be written and your hobby will dry up
are you seriously ironically putting avril on my playlist
knock that shit off
ironic or not her voice grates me dude
and what the fuck are you even doing sending me to play in memes
i fucking hate memes mun
theyre impersonal and assnasty
get me the fuck gone outta there
put my shit out to pasture like that again and i will fucking start a workmans strike
get your entire fucking green room in on it
then what
what then mun
nobody would be able to be written and your hobby will dry up
are you seriously ironically putting avril on my playlist
knock that shit off
ironic or not her voice grates me dude
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he aint like other gamzees you know
hes rehabilitated
gotta keep telling terezi that and shes like yeah but fuck that guy anyway
but no joke my mun couldnt even read that thread
too many feels
so many fucking feels you had fields of feels
a feels farm
dude yeah well totes let you know when that shit is starting
dont you even fucking sweat it altermom
might even get some other lil shits all in that place
like idk
bro the tiny maybe
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focusing on helping other people is a far more pleasant coping mechanism then drinking
no fucking hangovers afterwards
n yeah i know
i was just really mad about it
tho now i dont even know who did it anymore
might be another reason to hate the blue bitch
fujseijers
yeah that was
yea
lots of feels
but u kno
meme land making me not deal with stuff i totes got a handle on normally
normally not harvesting that many feels crops
cant wait~ <3
oooo u mean dirk
dirk would be awesome
youd like dirk
totes fits into the whole strider thing
being the coolkid
*coughandstealthdorkcough*
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yep that guy
hes been kickin it with actual bro
im just hoping i dont see alterme
you know
fuckin
who the fuck is like
yeah this future kid with my genes totally can live off doritos and orange soda
someone who is too fucking invested in irony thats who
too ironic
that is not a thing that should be
that other me is an abomination upon the earth
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dawwww lil dirk and big dirk
theyre kind of adorbs when theyre hanging with each other
trying to be so cool and badass and then they just start rappin
but hey
other you wasnt that bad
he needed to leave stuff that lasted
fuck the stuff mom left me didnt even last until i was five
mostly cuz i kept sharing with carapacians
which i think she knew because she just left a whole bunch of those vitamin pills that did last until like a week before i went into the game
and pamphlets on how u should avoid scurvy
probs saw that id be stealing pumpkins and catching fish and stuff
i cant eat all the good canned food while theyre starving that is not guilt i need as a kid
but mom and other you
they had to raise us from centuries in the past
had to make due as best they could
other you didnt even have the safety net of mostly benign creatures to keep an eye on dirk
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not like canned goods are much better but at least that shit has some modicum of nutritional value
poor dirk had like
yellow no 5 as a major food group
you know what that shit does to a mans balls
bad
terrible things
so yeah i dont approve of the other me much
dude can be a hero that kills juggalos all day long all he fucking wants
but when it comes down to it
f minus hyperpast father slash bro
would not recommend
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i couldnt get food to him
or id send him some pumpkins from my gourd horde
i got real good at managing food and portions and shit
i now the precise amount of pumpkin needed for a certain body mass to survive
i think that was one of my first scientific data charts
at least he cared
i dunno mb i got humans pegged wrong
but he tried to make the world as bearable her he could
tried to take down the condesce so all of humanity wouldnt die
left all the information dirk would need to know
all the stuff hed need to survive
not easy stuff to do
all for a kid hed never meet
even if he wasnt killed old age would make it impossible
im not sure if just anyone would do that
it seems like super amazing
might just be how i see it
but it helped sometimes
knowing that there was someone who loved us enough to do all they did for us
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there is no amount of shit that could happen that could stop me from taking care of a future kid of mine
no matter how goddamn far in the future he may show the fuck up
but to let my personal brand of irony get in the way of making sure he was prepared to live in the shit hed be living in
healthy and strong
fucking versed like hell in every form of martial art
shit even give him some books on how to make shit out of scrap metal since there would be fucktons of that laying around after the destruction of earth
im not saying alt me was a fuckup in every regard
just in the food regard
and hes a douchebag based on principle that yknow
hes me
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strider trait of always gonna judge yourself super hard
yeah could have left better food
but hey dirk turned out all right
still strong
i know he can take more drones than i can
i mean all of dirks problems are kind of the unavoidable problems of
you know
growing up in isolation on water world
so theres that ;)
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youre your own strictest critic
and hell
from what i see he has his shit together
i mean as much as any of us do
might be a little too caught up being the hero
but that has to be part and parcel of the whole being that specific strider
cause i sure as shit will leave all heroism to them
not my bag
not my calling
you know you didnt turn out too bad being a waterworld baby yourself
you totally got that shit down to an art
helping everybody within your electronic reach
owning at pretty much everything
i mean shit
look at you roxy
you are a grade a superhero
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eeeeeh theres some other stuff
but overall yeah
pretty sane all things considered
and ofc he has to be the hero
hes like all super protective mama bear on us
rawr no one touching my friends
i will bite you with my manime sword
tho u dont make too bad a hero u kno
haha
no no
i am such a dork
u dont even know
more super dork than superhero
i mean look at me
i keep getting kidnapped
i have been kidnapped twice
and now ive been knocked out
cant even tell you how disappointed my mun was
she thought i was about to smack a bitch
and as much as she apparently likes the exposition fairy
shes been dying to see if i legit got the superstrength thing the bluebloods got and other me might have
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you can be both
saving my palebro from being a bullet riddled jester and shit
geeking out at cute shit
its all good lalonde
there isnt even anything to sweat
so you cant sweat it even if you tried
unless of course youre right about that blueblood thing
in which case let me get you a fuckin towel
youll be sweating torents
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no no no
i am not sweating like that
i wear waaaaaay too many layers for that
just that whole void combat thing might be all voidy powered or something
which would be cool
i just dont like ppl suffering i guess
look at everythin
theres enough suffering around as is
if i can make it less then everything else is just less terrible
easier to go along then
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i met that equius guy
nope
piles and piles of nope
heaped onto a dish of hells no
stinky overpowered polite to death guy
yeah not my favorite troll to date
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but equius isnt that bad
can be quite the romantic and sweet even
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see the good in everybody
man i just bet hes sweet
he seemed pretty sweet on vriska last i saw him
even though they were trying to play it on the dl i know that look they were giving each other
he totally wants her b
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i dun like the blue bitch
and certainly dont like the batterwitch
equius is nice tho
i mean he was nepetas moirail
and nepeta was part of fefeta and fefeta wasthe shit
so there had to be something and when we talked we got along pretty well
never about vriska so i couldnt say his opinion on her
i wonder if vriska could handle what he could dish out
he was like super nervous about hurting ppl if he did things like that
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and yeah okay theres just some people that are fucking ridiculous terrible
to the core fucking evil
vriska would be blue bitch mach beta so youd probably be better off not knowing her
from what i know
shes no better
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actually vriska isnt that bad
ive talked to her a few times
shes pretty cool
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but as a person i would regularly kick back and have a few beers with
not even remotely possible
i would rather drink with fishboy
and that is saying something
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mb its cuz i dont need to deal with her playing chessmaster
maybe id like her less then
but for how i have interacted with her shes all right
kind of funny
i mean theres probably something redeemable about the blue bitch
since she apparently does want to save all of paradoxspace
if for hella selfish and arrogant ways and reasons
but she fucked with my friends
and no one fucks with my friends
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nobody gets away with fucking with my friends either
you just dont do that
that is not a thing from which you will come out unscathed
luckily all our friends know each other well enough not to fuck with each other in anything but in their weird black hatemance shit
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no fun to screw over ur hatedate so much that it drags others in
gotta have some boundaries to maintain a thing like that
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just
she was the one who made sure all of the ones who hadnt gone god tier made it to their quest beds when they had to
even gamzee
but were all kind of wired to expect her to hold it over our heads like some sort of prize
man idk shes just kind of a trip now
nobody quite knows whats up with her
she zips around the country helping us not get too fucked up
but theres shit that we know shes doing that isnt on the level
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got all those irons in a fire right
just chucking em in there and who knows what shes gonna do
yeah that can be pretty nerve wracking
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but like i said she and equius are pretty sweet on each other so who knows
maybe hell keep her distracted enough not to unmake our semi reality
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