Dave stfu you know we're getting to it.

[tiltshotghostimage]

man no dont even come over here until you are good and goddamn ready to finish up that storyline with me

and what the fuck are you even doing sending me to play in memes
i fucking hate memes mun
theyre impersonal and assnasty
get me the fuck gone outta there
put my shit out to pasture like that again and i will fucking start a workmans strike
get your entire fucking green room in on it
then what
what then mun
nobody would be able to be written and your hobby will dry up

are you seriously ironically putting avril on my playlist
knock that shit off
ironic or not her voice grates me dude

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[nukeoleptic]

hey!
avril is a lot of fun :p
dont be a hater, jeeeeez

[tiltshotghostimage]

shes just not my taste
i wouldnt dare hate anyone who can actually manage to be called a punk princess
can you imagine the crown for that shit
all like
rivets and safety pins and plaid
nevermind that is a godawful mental image

[nukeoleptic]

you think so??
because i think that sounds right up your alley :p
maybe not the plaid
but i could see you in.. tartan?

[tiltshotghostimage]

you know id rock that shit
i make anything fifty times hotter just by being in its proximity
get me the tiara of avril lavigne and ill own that mother
throw some airwalks on
get me a fuckin tank top that says daddys little princess
i will BE your next punk princess
canada will be jealous as shit

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

awwww
but i like hitting u up in memes

[tiltshotghostimage]

yeah okay
there are some things i dig on with it
you own for example
but i cant just survive on memes alone
a dude like me needs meat with his potatoes
substance with his filler
i need some hard hitting badass shit going down
but idk roxy its hard to get my mun to throw me into any action memes

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

thank you~
tho i guess i can understand that
thats why my mun wants me in a game
loves to build up the development and all that
while a lot of memes just hit a reset or sudden au
or r u just looking for a fight
like to punch peoples lights out?

[tiltshotghostimage]

nah man i aint the type for strifing unless its friendly or necessary
meme strifes just reek of unnecessary you know what i mean

dude you should come rock down with us once our muns get this dressing room put together
same shit as our verse
only you know
open to the public to dick around in
make the two bubbles into one for that shit
id be down with that
i know a clown whod be down with that

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

yeah a little bit
kind of fun if u played with the person before tho
then u get all the emotional conflict

the mun would be pretty down with that
and im always down with mingling with my peeps
get developed cr and all the feels all over the place
which can be sucky or awesome but eh ill take the sucky for the awesome
be totes down with alter family
and the the clown
the clown has grown on me so much its ridiculous
cant even be mad about the mom thing anymore
we bonded while i was cutting bullets out of him
u cant not bond with a person while cutting bullets out of em
unless ur like a medical professional
but no im not a professional
just a girl who knows how to cut bullets out of people

[tiltshotghostimage]

man nah i cant even tell you how nice you are to fucking do that for him
he aint like other gamzees you know
hes rehabilitated
gotta keep telling terezi that and shes like yeah but fuck that guy anyway
but no joke my mun couldnt even read that thread
too many feels
so many fucking feels you had fields of feels
a feels farm

dude yeah well totes let you know when that shit is starting
dont you even fucking sweat it altermom
might even get some other lil shits all in that place
like idk
bro the tiny maybe

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

i can say this
focusing on helping other people is a far more pleasant coping mechanism then drinking
no fucking hangovers afterwards
n yeah i know
i was just really mad about it
tho now i dont even know who did it anymore
might be another reason to hate the blue bitch
fujseijers
yeah that was
yea
lots of feels
but u kno
meme land making me not deal with stuff i totes got a handle on normally
normally not harvesting that many feels crops

cant wait~ <3
oooo u mean dirk
dirk would be awesome
youd like dirk
totes fits into the whole strider thing
being the coolkid
*coughandstealthdorkcough*

[tiltshotghostimage]

*coughiheardthatcough*
yep that guy
hes been kickin it with actual bro
im just hoping i dont see alterme
you know
fuckin
who the fuck is like
yeah this future kid with my genes totally can live off doritos and orange soda
someone who is too fucking invested in irony thats who
too ironic
that is not a thing that should be
that other me is an abomination upon the earth

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

*coughittruecough*
dawwww lil dirk and big dirk
theyre kind of adorbs when theyre hanging with each other
trying to be so cool and badass and then they just start rappin
but hey
other you wasnt that bad
he needed to leave stuff that lasted
fuck the stuff mom left me didnt even last until i was five
mostly cuz i kept sharing with carapacians
which i think she knew because she just left a whole bunch of those vitamin pills that did last until like a week before i went into the game
and pamphlets on how u should avoid scurvy
probs saw that id be stealing pumpkins and catching fish and stuff
i cant eat all the good canned food while theyre starving that is not guilt i need as a kid
but mom and other you
they had to raise us from centuries in the past
had to make due as best they could
other you didnt even have the safety net of mostly benign creatures to keep an eye on dirk

[tiltshotghostimage]

dude that shit is nasty bad for someone though
not like canned goods are much better but at least that shit has some modicum of nutritional value
poor dirk had like
yellow no 5 as a major food group
you know what that shit does to a mans balls
bad
terrible things

so yeah i dont approve of the other me much
dude can be a hero that kills juggalos all day long all he fucking wants
but when it comes down to it
f minus hyperpast father slash bro
would not recommend

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

i tried not to look it up
i couldnt get food to him
or id send him some pumpkins from my gourd horde
i got real good at managing food and portions and shit
i now the precise amount of pumpkin needed for a certain body mass to survive
i think that was one of my first scientific data charts

at least he cared
i dunno mb i got humans pegged wrong
but he tried to make the world as bearable her he could
tried to take down the condesce so all of humanity wouldnt die
left all the information dirk would need to know
all the stuff hed need to survive
not easy stuff to do
all for a kid hed never meet
even if he wasnt killed old age would make it impossible
im not sure if just anyone would do that
it seems like super amazing

might just be how i see it
but it helped sometimes
knowing that there was someone who loved us enough to do all they did for us

[tiltshotghostimage]

nah babe you got me all wrong
there is no amount of shit that could happen that could stop me from taking care of a future kid of mine
no matter how goddamn far in the future he may show the fuck up
but to let my personal brand of irony get in the way of making sure he was prepared to live in the shit hed be living in
healthy and strong
fucking versed like hell in every form of martial art
shit even give him some books on how to make shit out of scrap metal since there would be fucktons of that laying around after the destruction of earth

im not saying alt me was a fuckup in every regard
just in the food regard
and hes a douchebag based on principle that yknow
hes me

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

aaaaaaaah i get it
strider trait of always gonna judge yourself super hard
yeah could have left better food
but hey dirk turned out all right
still strong
i know he can take more drones than i can
i mean all of dirks problems are kind of the unavoidable problems of
you know
growing up in isolation on water world
so theres that ;)

[tiltshotghostimage]

you know what they say
youre your own strictest critic
and hell
from what i see he has his shit together
i mean as much as any of us do
might be a little too caught up being the hero
but that has to be part and parcel of the whole being that specific strider
cause i sure as shit will leave all heroism to them
not my bag
not my calling

you know you didnt turn out too bad being a waterworld baby yourself
you totally got that shit down to an art
helping everybody within your electronic reach
owning at pretty much everything
i mean shit
look at you roxy
you are a grade a superhero

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

fair enough
eeeeeh theres some other stuff
but overall yeah
pretty sane all things considered
and ofc he has to be the hero
hes like all super protective mama bear on us
rawr no one touching my friends
i will bite you with my manime sword
tho u dont make too bad a hero u kno

haha
no no
i am such a dork
u dont even know
more super dork than superhero
i mean look at me
i keep getting kidnapped
i have been kidnapped twice
and now ive been knocked out
cant even tell you how disappointed my mun was
she thought i was about to smack a bitch
and as much as she apparently likes the exposition fairy
shes been dying to see if i legit got the superstrength thing the bluebloods got and other me might have

[tiltshotghostimage]

yeah well you know what
you can be both
saving my palebro from being a bullet riddled jester and shit
geeking out at cute shit
its all good lalonde
there isnt even anything to sweat
so you cant sweat it even if you tried

unless of course youre right about that blueblood thing
in which case let me get you a fuckin towel
youll be sweating torents

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

fjdlodf
no no no
i am not sweating like that
i wear waaaaaay too many layers for that
just that whole void combat thing might be all voidy powered or something
which would be cool

i just dont like ppl suffering i guess
look at everythin
theres enough suffering around as is
if i can make it less then everything else is just less terrible
easier to go along then

[tiltshotghostimage]

god i hope you arent gonna be sweaty
i met that equius guy
nope
piles and piles of nope
heaped onto a dish of hells no
stinky overpowered polite to death guy
yeah not my favorite troll to date

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

im not gonna be sweaty
but equius isnt that bad
can be quite the romantic and sweet even

[tiltshotghostimage]

you really are pollyanna arent you roxy
see the good in everybody
man i just bet hes sweet
he seemed pretty sweet on vriska last i saw him
even though they were trying to play it on the dl i know that look they were giving each other
he totally wants her b

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

not in everyone
i dun like the blue bitch
and certainly dont like the batterwitch
equius is nice tho
i mean he was nepetas moirail
and nepeta was part of fefeta and fefeta wasthe shit
so there had to be something and when we talked we got along pretty well
never about vriska so i couldnt say his opinion on her
i wonder if vriska could handle what he could dish out
he was like super nervous about hurting ppl if he did things like that