Dave stfu you know we're getting to it.

[tiltshotghostimage]

man no dont even come over here until you are good and goddamn ready to finish up that storyline with me

and what the fuck are you even doing sending me to play in memes
i fucking hate memes mun
theyre impersonal and assnasty
get me the fuck gone outta there
put my shit out to pasture like that again and i will fucking start a workmans strike
get your entire fucking green room in on it
then what
what then mun
nobody would be able to be written and your hobby will dry up

are you seriously ironically putting avril on my playlist
knock that shit off
ironic or not her voice grates me dude

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[nukeoleptic]

hey!
avril is a lot of fun :p
dont be a hater, jeeeeez

[tiltshotghostimage]

shes just not my taste
i wouldnt dare hate anyone who can actually manage to be called a punk princess
can you imagine the crown for that shit
all like
rivets and safety pins and plaid
nevermind that is a godawful mental image

[nukeoleptic]

you think so??
because i think that sounds right up your alley :p
maybe not the plaid
but i could see you in.. tartan?

[tiltshotghostimage]

you know id rock that shit
i make anything fifty times hotter just by being in its proximity
get me the tiara of avril lavigne and ill own that mother
throw some airwalks on
get me a fuckin tank top that says daddys little princess
i will BE your next punk princess
canada will be jealous as shit

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

awwww
but i like hitting u up in memes

[tiltshotghostimage]

yeah okay
there are some things i dig on with it
you own for example
but i cant just survive on memes alone
a dude like me needs meat with his potatoes
substance with his filler
i need some hard hitting badass shit going down
but idk roxy its hard to get my mun to throw me into any action memes

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

thank you~
tho i guess i can understand that
thats why my mun wants me in a game
loves to build up the development and all that
while a lot of memes just hit a reset or sudden au
or r u just looking for a fight
like to punch peoples lights out?

[tiltshotghostimage]

nah man i aint the type for strifing unless its friendly or necessary
meme strifes just reek of unnecessary you know what i mean

dude you should come rock down with us once our muns get this dressing room put together
same shit as our verse
only you know
open to the public to dick around in
make the two bubbles into one for that shit
id be down with that
i know a clown whod be down with that

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

yeah a little bit
kind of fun if u played with the person before tho
then u get all the emotional conflict

the mun would be pretty down with that
and im always down with mingling with my peeps
get developed cr and all the feels all over the place
which can be sucky or awesome but eh ill take the sucky for the awesome
be totes down with alter family
and the the clown
the clown has grown on me so much its ridiculous
cant even be mad about the mom thing anymore
we bonded while i was cutting bullets out of him
u cant not bond with a person while cutting bullets out of em
unless ur like a medical professional
but no im not a professional
just a girl who knows how to cut bullets out of people

[tiltshotghostimage]

man nah i cant even tell you how nice you are to fucking do that for him
he aint like other gamzees you know
hes rehabilitated
gotta keep telling terezi that and shes like yeah but fuck that guy anyway
but no joke my mun couldnt even read that thread
too many feels
so many fucking feels you had fields of feels
a feels farm

dude yeah well totes let you know when that shit is starting
dont you even fucking sweat it altermom
might even get some other lil shits all in that place
like idk
bro the tiny maybe

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

i can say this
focusing on helping other people is a far more pleasant coping mechanism then drinking
no fucking hangovers afterwards
n yeah i know
i was just really mad about it
tho now i dont even know who did it anymore
might be another reason to hate the blue bitch
fujseijers
yeah that was
yea
lots of feels
but u kno
meme land making me not deal with stuff i totes got a handle on normally
normally not harvesting that many feels crops

cant wait~ <3
oooo u mean dirk
dirk would be awesome
youd like dirk
totes fits into the whole strider thing
being the coolkid
*coughandstealthdorkcough*

[tiltshotghostimage]

*coughiheardthatcough*
yep that guy
hes been kickin it with actual bro
im just hoping i dont see alterme
you know
fuckin
who the fuck is like
yeah this future kid with my genes totally can live off doritos and orange soda
someone who is too fucking invested in irony thats who
too ironic
that is not a thing that should be
that other me is an abomination upon the earth

[fireflyheir]

impersonal?
you think so?

[tiltshotghostimage]

its like personal ads only with situations instead of middle aged hairy fat men
theres no strong connection to be made there
just snippets of life imitating movies
fuck dude if i wanted that kind of party id be handing out my photos to production companies all over los angeles

[fireflyheir]

ew.
but i guess it kind of is, yeah.
i don't know about that…
i guess i haven't kept up with everyone i've ever met in memes, but there's been a couple.
oh!
so you made it? or are making it?

[tiltshotghostimage]

making what dude
im in film school
whatever it is i havent even gotten through to make shit worthy of major movie outlets
i tossed my finals project from last year up on the internet and it makes some pretty impressive bank for a 45 minute student film with a cast and crew of like 20
then again i guess i have everybody else to thank for that
i just stood around looking pretty and holding the camera for most of it
did a little work on the soundtrack
but nah dude there is nothing made about it or me yet

[fireflyheir]

oh.
well, still! that sounds pretty good.
but it takes work to make sure the camera's focused on what's important, right?
you'll get there.

[extravagantbitch]

ALPHA MALE.
AT LAST WE MEET. IN PERSON.

[tiltshotghostimage]

sure dude whatever you say
i really wouldnt call this meeting anybody
shit here doesnt count

let me guess youre our resident antagonist
that lord english guy people have been telling me about
fuck dude i am quaking in my boots
dat green skin
dat red bowtie
fucking terrifying

[extravagantbitch]

YES. YOU ARE CORRECT.
I AM. THE MOST TERRIFYING.

[tiltshotghostimage]

look at that shit
those chipper little red swirls on your cheeks
anyone would be remiss to be anything other than completely horrified

[extravagantbitch]

YOU ARE CLEARLY. SMARTER THAN YOUR "FRIENDSNJFJDSJF".
THEY SEEM TO BE. MUCH LESS HORRIFIED. WHICH IS TERRIBLE.
THIS IS WHY. I WILL BE KILLING THEM.
AND ALSO. AT SOME POINT. YOU.
HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA. HA HA HA HA.

[tiltshotghostimage]

yeah thats where our buddy funtime ends
my friends are staying good and alive
youre gonna have to excuse me for not allowing that shit

[extravagantbitch]

THERE WAS NO. "BUDDY FUNTIME".
I DO NOT HAVE. "FUNTIME".
THAT IS REPULSIVE.

[tiltshotghostimage]

man you gotta relax
taking yourself so seriously is gonna be a detriment to your health
and what are you like five
dude dont tell me that some point in my past i beat the shit out of a toddler version of the jolly green giant
that is not how i roll
that is not a thing i want to have done

i mean youd think with all these people who remember everything that happened at least one person would have been like yo dave you remember the time you wiped the floor with the muppet babies form of the universes destroyer
and id be like
nope
cant say as i recall kicking that guys ass