@Luceti

[all7seas]

A chance to go home, and you're considering making me give it up for her?! Have you gone smositively bonkers?!

Additionally: I do not want Cutler Beckett. WE. We, Norry and Lizzie and myself, most assuredly do NOT want a whiff of a Beckett anywhere about the place. Or a Barbossa. Or a Blackbeard. We're well shut of them and I can be Most Villainous and I like it that way.



And no, I won't stop whinging. It's my God-given right, and I shall exercise it repeatedly.

Sookishly Yours

Sparrow

Comments

[all7seas]

[Oh, well. Jack rarely resorts to violence, but this is his HAT. So he takes aim with his trusty pistol and fires.


And he never misses, really. Not ever.]

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz jumps up on his trident again, just as Jack shoots his pistol. And... welp. He just became untargetable for 0.75 seconds. So he misses.]

Ha ha ha! You belong in the briney deep!

[Fizz sticks his tongue out at Jack. What he doesn't know is that there may or may not be another bullet in that gun.]

[apirateslife]

[Oh, if he can shoot that tongue out Jack will be a happy man. He tries again.]

[tidal_trickster]

[Nope. He doesn't get the tongue. Fizz was moving around too much and gets shot in the shoulder, falling down.]

OW!

[all7seas]

[Jack proceeds over to pick up his hat, dusting it off and setting it back on his head before inquiring:]

Not going to expire and be a little squidcorpse, are we?

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz doesn't answer that question. He's recovered enough to stand up.]

Feeding time!

[Fizz throws a Fish at Jack.]

[all7seas]

[A fish? Jack dodges it.]

You're rather mischievous and unkillable, aren't you. This is a conundrum. Why don't you go back to your Bilgewater and fester there?

[tidal_trickster]

[Drat! Missed with the fish.]

Actually, I get killed a lot, but the Nexus brings everyone back to life.

[Right after he's done saying that, a giant dragon-shark bursts out of the ground like it was water and gobbles up the fish, and it comes VERY close to eating Jack.]

[all7seas]

[Jack just........sideeyes where that beastie appeared and disappeared from. He sidesteps to the left a few paces.]


Erm........right. It's sort of like that where I'm stuck at, too.

[tidal_trickster]

You're in The League? Oh! I have to tell Gangplank and Miss Fortune!

[all7seas]

What? League? Which League is this?

[tidal_trickster]

The League of Legends. There's a lot of people in there, and it's fun playing their games.

[all7seas]

[Bugger. He's Captain Jack Sparrow! He should be leading this League!]

Just how legendary are we talking, here?

[tidal_trickster]

Uh, hmm...

[Fizz thinks for a bit.]

...There's ice birds and Yordles and ninjas and pirates and gods and talking animals and a whole lot of other kinds of people there. There's also a few robots.

[all7seas]

[Right. What the hell is a] Yordles?!

[And how are they legendary whilst he is NOT in this League?!]

Are they anything like yodels? Animate, perhaps, with a letter r thrown in for good measure?

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz has no idea what a Yodel is.]

...Well... they're small and furry. There's [Hold on a moment, Fizz has to remember them all] Ziggs, Kennen, Veigar, Teemo, Heimerdinger, Rumble, Tristana, and Poppy. They're all in The League.

[all7seas]

I see. Poppy and Teemo and Kiggs and Rumbles and Ziggy.

And they're legends.

.....

[tidal_trickster]

Yes.

...

And so am I.

[all7seas]

Of course you are.







Boggit.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz giggles and sticks his tongue out. U MAD, JACK?]

[all7seas]

[No. No, not mad. He just needs a really long drink.]

[tidal_trickster]

[Drinks are what make pirates smell so bad in the first place.

If there was water nearby, Fizz would push Jack in.]

[all7seas]

There. Better. Rum. Do yodeling legends drink it as well?

[tidal_trickster]

I think almost everyone in The League drinks, but not smelly pirate drinks.

[all7seas]

Whyever not? Those are the BEST kinds!