@Luceti

[all7seas]

A chance to go home, and you're considering making me give it up for her?! Have you gone smositively bonkers?!

Additionally: I do not want Cutler Beckett. WE. We, Norry and Lizzie and myself, most assuredly do NOT want a whiff of a Beckett anywhere about the place. Or a Barbossa. Or a Blackbeard. We're well shut of them and I can be Most Villainous and I like it that way.



And no, I won't stop whinging. It's my God-given right, and I shall exercise it repeatedly.

Sookishly Yours

Sparrow

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[herotypical]

...Sookishly.

God, I wish I didn't know who to blame for that one.

[ not even TOUCHING that first sentence. not yet. ]

[all7seas]

Aye, me too. It fits, though. Sook sook sook sook sook sook.

[herotypical]

Fits? You, yeah. Fits you.

[tidal_trickster]

I haven't seen you before. Have you ever been to Bilgewater before?

[all7seas]

Bilgewater....






Is that a metaphor? [Because if it IS he thinks he might have been there a lot. Especially on Monday mornings outside the Twelve Daggers.]

[tidal_trickster]

I don't know what a metaphor is.

[Actually, he does, but he doesn't know what it's called.]

Bilgewater's a city full of pirates! And you look like one of them.

[ex_witchiest447]

Mmm, I don't know. You can just hit the huge hat off Beckett, and you've got a few more feet on him.

[ this is xigbar not really remembering beckett t b h. ]

[all7seas]

Lady Xigbar! [Jack sweeps quite the dashing bow.] I fear that hitting off his hat, while it would diminish his height by a good ten inches -- and he can ill afford it -- would do nothing to squelch the man.

[ex_witchiest447]

[ a pleased smile, an amused smile. ] Really? Have you ever thought of making him ill, then?

What kind of man is a Beckett?

I have had this idea in my head for ages

[magic_isnt_real]

This "Mun" fellow seems rather amused. I am not quite sure why.

XD

[all7seas]

Well aren't you a dashing handsome fellow! And I mean that, mate, in a homobrosocial sense. I do like the wenches.

[magic_isnt_real]

[That comment while odd finally made him get it. Take away the facial hair, and it was an older version of him!]

You are a...relative of mine?

[rather_be_surfing]

I dunno, Jack. The oceans there are pretty cool, especially off the coast of Cali. Surfing's excellent. Might even get to see a whale or five if she's willing to take you out on the water.

[all7seas]

Scotland, Derek. It would be Scotland.

[acclimatized]

Afraid of a bit of competition?

[all7seas]

Afraid of a bit of being condemned to death, actually, John. And life's good at the moment.

[not a bear-riding badger in sight!]

[simplestgift]

Not tempting fate at all. Are we.

[all7seas]

I've always been tempting to Fate.



I think it's the mustache.

[stem_the_tide]

[Sorry, sorry, just give him a moment here to exercise his left eyebrow at you, Jack.]

'Norry'?

[It is worth noting, also, that despite what his icons might lead you to believe, this James sports neither wig nor uniform, although he is otherwise as well turned out as ever.]

[all7seas]

Norry!

[No, you did not mishear him, Norrington, you old rascal, you!]

[notshadowfever]

I think you've a long way to go before you can call yourself Most Villainous. Anyone vying for that title would have to get through me first. Ba ha ha!

[all7seas]

How's about you win for most villainous nose? And me for most villainous villain and we'll split the difference?

[markmenow]

Oh! Whinging! Marvelous, utterly marvelous Geoffrey. Droll, quaint, or if I might be so cacophonous as to say so -- delightfully and unapologetically pithy. Oh, how entirely delicious. Whinging.

oesszoiehs

[all7seas]

[Forgive Sparrow, this avalanche of verbiage just caught him by surprise.]


Erm.........thank you.

[stem_the_tide]

((OOC: I just had to interject, and forgive my lack of apposite verbosity for the mo', but akjdsfhlaskj ZOMG THERE ARE JOURNALS FOR THESE TWO. You two are beyond brilliant. Frabjous, spiffing, marvellous, divine. I shrieked with laughter.)