@Luceti

[all7seas]

A chance to go home, and you're considering making me give it up for her?! Have you gone smositively bonkers?!

Additionally: I do not want Cutler Beckett. WE. We, Norry and Lizzie and myself, most assuredly do NOT want a whiff of a Beckett anywhere about the place. Or a Barbossa. Or a Blackbeard. We're well shut of them and I can be Most Villainous and I like it that way.



And no, I won't stop whinging. It's my God-given right, and I shall exercise it repeatedly.

Sookishly Yours

Sparrow

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[herotypical]

...Sookishly.

God, I wish I didn't know who to blame for that one.

[ not even TOUCHING that first sentence. not yet. ]

[all7seas]

Aye, me too. It fits, though. Sook sook sook sook sook sook.

[herotypical]

Fits? You, yeah. Fits you.

[all7seas]

Aye. And like I said, it's my God-given right and I'll sook as I please. Because I don't understand any sort of glee over Hector Barbossa or the rest of the lot arriving THERE.



And Davy Jones? Bah.

[herotypical]

Hey! You're not the one with a known villain already on the to-be-decided list! Though I guess you do..have to share...[ a wrinkle of her nose.

oh thank goodness she doesn't sit on a character list with anyone too disagreeable. ]

[all7seas]

Ha! At the very least....your villain won't be mine, this time. I can nearly relax when it comes to her.

[tidal_trickster]

I haven't seen you before. Have you ever been to Bilgewater before?

[all7seas]

Bilgewater....






Is that a metaphor? [Because if it IS he thinks he might have been there a lot. Especially on Monday mornings outside the Twelve Daggers.]

[herotypical]

There is a certain kind of omniscient relief on that count. [ but will there be a royal freakout in game? yes. yes there will be. ]

Still...it is kinda cruel of her to march you out here and have you put up your little song and dance refusal in a very reverse-psychology kinda way. You're practically a baddie magnet with all that doth-protesting-too-much.

[all7seas]

Like bait, really. Like that slimy thing you thread onto a cruel metal hook to lure in the cuttlefish!

[tidal_trickster]

I don't know what a metaphor is.

[Actually, he does, but he doesn't know what it's called.]

Bilgewater's a city full of pirates! And you look like one of them.

[herotypical]

[ well, she wouldn't go so far as to say slimy. ]

How does it feel? Suitably icky?

[all7seas]

I look like one of them! [Oh lordy -- was there another Sparrow-impersonator about?!]

You mean HE looks like me. I being the original the only the PRIMARY and PRIMO Jack Sparrow. Myself!

[all7seas]

Like I'm a party to my own torment and possible death, actually. Not a fluffywuffy sort of feeling, in other words.

[tidal_trickster]

...No, I'm pretty sure he came first.

[herotypical]

Poor Captain Jack Sparrow.

[ man up, bro! she's facing a slayer-killer with high spirits and relative grace and you gotta at least look calm enough to continue being her arm candy. ]

[ex_witchiest447]

Mmm, I don't know. You can just hit the huge hat off Beckett, and you've got a few more feet on him.

[ this is xigbar not really remembering beckett t b h. ]

[all7seas]

OI. Listen to me, you bulbous green-eyed frog rabbit! He most certainly did NOT come first, and if he told you such than he's being singularly untruthful. Savvy?

[all7seas]

Lady Xigbar! [Jack sweeps quite the dashing bow.] I fear that hitting off his hat, while it would diminish his height by a good ten inches -- and he can ill afford it -- would do nothing to squelch the man.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz jumps up on his trident.]

He DEFINITELY came first. I should tell him that you're stealing his look!

If he was being so untruthful, then why's he say you stink?

[all7seas]

See? You agree! Poor Captain Jack Sparrow who needs much petting and possibly grapes fed directly into his mouth, one grape at a time.

[herotypical]

Nah. I seem to recall you signing up to cater the next date. Not me.

[all7seas]

This pong, o ill-favoured and wobbly son of a bunnysquid, is merely the manly odor of a hardworking pirate who's spent a great deal of time at sea.

Anyone who was the real CaptainJackSparrow would KNOW that.

[all7seas]

.........One shrimp at a time?

[herotypical]

We don't even know yet if this shrimp's gonna be edible.