re: looking for games

[alphaing]

so this is it youre actually taking the plunge off the deep end into the crack of sweatyass app creation
you need to find somewhere me and the others can head together
preferably the modern kind where i can get a decent job as a dj with up to fucking date decks and none of that mystical fairytale bullshit
you know
somewhere that doesnt make anyone familiar with windows xp and onward want to slit their throats and choke on the intrusive cock of backwards worlds being rammed down their throat in pumping disregard for the techsavvy at heart
let me give you an example of the douchebag look were not going for here
http://i.imgur.com/N5aJC.jpg
jesus even somewhere with electricity would work
dont think thats too much to ask for

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[l1ck1ng]

C4N 1 1NT3RRUPT TH1S S3R1OUS D4V3 L4YS H1S F33L1NGS 4ND 3XPOS3S H1S VULN3R4BL3 T3DDY B34R SOFT PLUSH S1D3 TO 3V3RYON3 W1THOUT 4DM1TT1NG TO 1T MOM3NT OV3R H3R3 W1TH 4 V3RY S3R1OUS 1NQU1RY?

[nitidus]

It depends on how serious your serious inquiry is.

[alphaing]

oh jesus christ just ignore her
this isnt happening tz gtfo youre sleeping on the couch so i dont wake up punctured in horn holes
dames separate please

[nitidus]

Oh, I'm afraid I can't.
Not when you're so keen to silence her.

[alphaing]

goddamn it

[l1ck1ng]

1 W1LL M1ND TH3 HORNS 1F TH4TS YOUR CONC3RN

[l1ck1ng]

1NCR3D1BLY SO!
1T CONC3RNS 4 V3RY 1MPORT4NT M4TT3R 4ND 4S YOU TWO SH4LL B3 SH4R1NG L1V1NG 4RR4NG3M3NTS 4ND 1 W4NT TO T4K3 PR1D3 1N TH3 FUTUR3 1N H4V1NG CONSULT3D BOTH S1D3S

[nitidus]

Ask away.
Favorable answers may vary.

[l1ck1ng]

OK4Y H3R3 GO3S
1N TH3 3V3NT TH4T YOU, TH1S YOU B3C4US3 D4V3 WOULD L1K3 TO SP3C1FY, 4ND TH1S M3 4ND TH1S D4V3 DO 3ND UP 1N TH3 S4M3 PL4C3
4ND CONS1D3R1NG HOW YOUR ECTOBROTH3R H4S 3XT3ND3D 4N 1NV1T3 FOR M3 1 H4V3 TO 4SK
S1NC3 1 TH1NK YOUR3 PROB4BLY 4 GOOD HOST TOO
WOULDNT 4LLOW1NG M3 US3 OF D4V3S R3D CLOTH3S F1LL3D CLOS3T 4S 4 R3CUP3R4COON
CONS1D3R1NG HOW 1TS V3RY L1K3LY TH4T 1 WONT 4D4PT TO HUM4N B3DD1NGS V3RY W3LL W1TH OUR SL33P1NG D1FF3R3NC3S QUOT3 UNQUOT3
1S 4 MUCH B3TT3R 1D34 TH4N BUY1NG 4 WHOL3 PULLOUT COUCH??

[nitidus]

I think if you wish to live in his wardrobe then you certainly should.
But I feel I should warn you may encounter some terrible horrors locked in there and come to witness atrocities even your senses would not be able to handle.

[l1ck1ng]

UNFORTUN4T3LY
TH4TS TH3 CURS3 OF TH3 S33RS
TO S33 WH4T SH3 M1GHT NOT B3 PR3P4R3D TO S33
4ND TURN 1T 1N H3R F4VOUR

[nitidus]

That rather sounds like foreshadowing.

[l1ck1ng]

WHO KNOWS

[alphaing]

why dont i have a say in who lives in my wardrobe
what is this some ladyland of daves doomed clothes or what
this is an official intervention
also theres no horrors in there by your standards

[nitidus]

I have only your word on that particular information.

[alphaing]

okay fine then kanaya lives in your closet hows that

[nitidus]

Heavens no. She can have my bed.

[alphaing]

god i am so out of this conversation
enjoy your chinwagging ladies try not to doll me up too much in your estimation i am but a man
a strider but still

[nitidus]

Being prudish does not suit you in the slightest.

[alphaing]

endgame result is i get a lock on my door and none of you women get even a sniff of my raw threads until i exit and bless you with my presence
its hard to deal with having sheer bliss moderated but youll come around eventually dont worry

[nitidus]

You are greatly underestimation the combined strength of Terezi Pyrope and Rose Lalonde.
Think about what you are setting yourself up against.
Or don't.

[alphaing]

two seers against one knight
i see how this is

[nitidus]

I'm quite afraid you don't.
Also your puns are terrible. Just so you know.

[l1ck1ng]

F1N3 TH3N
1LL H4V3 TO 3NG4G3 1N 1NT3RSP3C13S M4K3OUTS FOR TH3 S4K3 OF 4 SUCC3SSFUL 4L13N 3NCOUNT3R W1TH ROS3 INST34D
NOT TH4T 1 M1ND, M1ND YOU
SH3S NOT B4D ON TH3 NOS3 TO ST4RT W1TH

[nitidus]

Oh Ms. Pyrope oh.