re: looking for games

[alphaing]

so this is it youre actually taking the plunge off the deep end into the crack of sweatyass app creation
you need to find somewhere me and the others can head together
preferably the modern kind where i can get a decent job as a dj with up to fucking date decks and none of that mystical fairytale bullshit
you know
somewhere that doesnt make anyone familiar with windows xp and onward want to slit their throats and choke on the intrusive cock of backwards worlds being rammed down their throat in pumping disregard for the techsavvy at heart
let me give you an example of the douchebag look were not going for here
http://i.imgur.com/N5aJC.jpg
jesus even somewhere with electricity would work
dont think thats too much to ask for

Comments

[alphaing]

my puns are so over your head you dont know how to handle all these words getting shot at you like an uzi on its birthday all excited to pop a cap in the ass of its shivering cake
jesus im on fire

[nitidus]

It must be a nice existence making very little sense and passing it off as unironic sick burns in the hopes you will outwit me.
Should I go ahead and assume you will be attending this theoretical party Pyrope and I are planning? Or is the allure too much for you to handle?

[alphaing]

its okay rose
put the insecurity aside with your denial for a second and ill answer your charming and not at all senseless questions
first wheres this party at and which basketcase is going to let you host it
protip its not me

[nitidus]

I really just have no clue how handle how inferior you make me feel, Dave.
It's in our theoretical future home and I'm quite afraid you have very little say in the matter. Especially when the only attendees will be Pyrope and yourself. I see little room for complaint.

[alphaing]

right so thats not really a party as much as two girls as a guy getting wasted

[nitidus]

In a manner of speaking.

[alphaing]

*and
jesus im losing the ability to type thanks to you two broads
one at a time ladies im going cross-eyed trying to figure out who gets to ride the strider express first

[nitidus]

Oh, if you are unable to handle it then I'm sure Pyrope and myself will be more than capable of keeping ourselves sufficiently entertained.

[alphaing]

hey now
i never said that

[nitidus]

You needn't put on bravado. If it seems too much for you, we really be quite fine on our own.

[alphaing]

lots of cameras in my room btw
let me know when you girls are setting up shop in there so i can definitely remove every single one

[nitidus]

*Will.
(Not a word).

Cameras?
It seems you and Strider sr. are much more alike than I had previously given you credit for.
How scandalous, Dave.

[alphaing]

look whos high and mighty now

i take photographs as a matter of fact and their scenes would burn your eyeballs raw if you looked at them
only scandal here is how boss the quality winds up

[nitidus]

I imagine unironic self portraits of yourself would burn my eyeballs raw, you're quite right.

[alphaing]

have fun at this party together

[nitidus]

Are you sulking?

[alphaing]

impossible
my face doesnt pull that expression and i cant physically feel wounded
bzzzt next question

[nitidus]

Should I perhaps get you some salve for this backside ache I am sensing from you? Perhaps a soft cushion and a foot rest?

[alphaing]

oh shit my sides just split

[nitidus]

No witty comebacks?

[alphaing]

idk rose what else should i bring up to get laid into for again and again
suggestions questions comments
im wide open over here

[nitidus]

Are you serious?

[alphaing]

dont have any wit apparently
cant come back with anything
staying true to the newly delineated lines of this form

[nitidus]

However will I go on with your wit and charm, Dave?
I shall be crying myself to sleep while fondly remembering days gone by.

[alphaing]

dunno