re: looking for games

[alphaing]

so this is it youre actually taking the plunge off the deep end into the crack of sweatyass app creation
you need to find somewhere me and the others can head together
preferably the modern kind where i can get a decent job as a dj with up to fucking date decks and none of that mystical fairytale bullshit
you know
somewhere that doesnt make anyone familiar with windows xp and onward want to slit their throats and choke on the intrusive cock of backwards worlds being rammed down their throat in pumping disregard for the techsavvy at heart
let me give you an example of the douchebag look were not going for here
http://i.imgur.com/N5aJC.jpg
jesus even somewhere with electricity would work
dont think thats too much to ask for

Comments

[nitidus]

Are you not a He-Man fan?.

[l1ck1ng]

TH4T LOOK WOULD LOOK V3RY 1RON1C
BUT 1M B14S3D TO TH3 T13R C4P3 OF D3C4D3NC3

[alphaing]

im a not-looking-like-an-80s-throwback-ballsack fan
dont tell me
you jizzed yourself over all the magic in those shows and it was the ninth wonder of the world for you when he-man squealed his motto to get hench
so predictable lil sis
so very disappointed in you right now i dont even have to check the past to see if im right because i know
didnt he ride a dying tiger or some shit

[tipsygnostalgic]

ngl i mostly just skimmed thru taht
boooooooring

[alphaing]

you realise its coming off at some point right
guys gotta shower and keep himself ruggedly fresh

[alphaing]

tldr aint going to a game where a guy cant flip a light switch and get some sweetass modern tech at his bidding
sup pinkie

[nitidus]

You're mistaken, brother. My type is far from the bulking hero.
Possibly? I'm afraid I paid little attention to He-Man. I was more attuned to Beetlejuice.
Give me a moment to prepare for your wit in response to that admission.

[tipsygnostalgic]

o that sucks
whats the poit of living if u cant have technology
*point

nm nm u?

[alphaing]

she-ra huh
nah not touching beetlejuice when you make it that easy

[l1ck1ng]

4H Y3S, TH3 SHOW3R
TH4T T1GHT R3L4T1ONSH1P YOU HUM4NS H4V3 W1TH YOUR OV3RS1Z3D P41LS 1S 4NYTH1NG BUT CL34N BUT OK4Y
C4N 1 H4V3 1T TH3N

[alphaing]

my point exactly
nothing much just chilling out
so who am i talking to here i dont think weve ever met
seen your font around a few times though

[alphaing]

for a minute i thought you said you wanted my shower and loled
you get ownership rights of my god tier threads when im getting clean yeah sure
why not
just dont drool on it okay i doubt i can head down to some intergalactic store and pick out a pair of similar pants

[nitidus]

How disappointing.

[alphaing]

hope you meet him here one day and get one of those tender corpse smooches tickling your tonsils
serves you right for jackin it to that guys magical ghost skills
other than that whatever
hey look
on a different note sorry if i pissed you off recently

[l1ck1ng]

4 TR4G3DY 4ND 4 STR4T3GY FOR TH3 S4LV4T1ON OF 4L13NS 3V3RYWH3R3 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3, NO DOUBT
C4N YOU 1M4G1N3?
WHO WOULD 3V3R B3 4BL3 TO STOP M3 FOR SP3ND1NG 4LL YOUR BOONDOCKS ON BUY1NG TH3 3NT1R3 STOCK
BUT 4NYW4Y 4R3 YOU R34LLY H34D3D OFF SOM3WH3R3?

what am i doing is the question here

[motherfuckers]

ShIt bRo wHeRe tHe hElL YoU BeEn aT WhErE ThErE AiN'T No eLeCtRiCiTy aNd sHiT?

[nitidus]

I will try my utmost best not to cry myself to sleep at night as I remember his status as fictional.
We haven't had a fight as far as I can remember. Have you been making your way through the Lalonde masses, running your mouth and found someone with a fragile interior?

you cant resist this manwang its okay bb

[alphaing]

some of the games around here are backwards on the time-line front
human time-line
tea at five and oh mr darcy oh and idk
tophats
where you been yourself man aint seen you in a while

[alphaing]

i can as a matter of fact its one of the reasons i know your saliva would caress the pants leg lovingly and not out of spite and why itd only piss me off for maybe half an hour
you know if i get put in one of those weirdass worlds itll probably not have a version of you there
not unless you get tossed in there too
the you im talking to now i mean

[tipsygnostalgic]

u can just call me lalonde or RL or whatevs
my mom told me to nvr give out my last name on the interwebs
so thats all i give out
ur strider rite

i just wanna pile everyone on top of it how did you know

[motherfuckers]

BeEn kIcKiN It rEaL ChIlL LaTeLy bRo.
NoT DoIn mUcH YoU KnOw iT'S HaRd wHeN YoUr sEcOnD PlAcE To sOmE MoThErFuCkEr wItH HoRnS BiGgEr tHaN WhAt hE GoT
WeLl
YoU KnOw
:o).

ShIt tHaT'S RoUgH BrOtHeR.
ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR Be nEeDiNg aLl tHaT FaNcY ShIt.

[alphaing]

why would i do that when youre my rose
dont wanna pile up the snarky broads or anything

[nitidus]

How very sweet of you.
You didn't piss me off.

[alphaing]

jesus rl works
this is pretty hilarious since i know lalondes a last name and it basically means me and you are related through ectobiology wacky escapades or something
im dave strider
rose lalonde is my thesaurus-chewing sister

[tipsygnostalgic]

so that makes u liek
my uncle

thats too bad ur prety cute