re: looking for games

[alphaing]

so this is it youre actually taking the plunge off the deep end into the crack of sweatyass app creation
you need to find somewhere me and the others can head together
preferably the modern kind where i can get a decent job as a dj with up to fucking date decks and none of that mystical fairytale bullshit
you know
somewhere that doesnt make anyone familiar with windows xp and onward want to slit their throats and choke on the intrusive cock of backwards worlds being rammed down their throat in pumping disregard for the techsavvy at heart
let me give you an example of the douchebag look were not going for here
http://i.imgur.com/N5aJC.jpg
jesus even somewhere with electricity would work
dont think thats too much to ask for

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[alphaing]

tldr aint going to a game where a guy cant flip a light switch and get some sweetass modern tech at his bidding
sup pinkie

[tipsygnostalgic]

o that sucks
whats the poit of living if u cant have technology
*point

nm nm u?

[alphaing]

my point exactly
nothing much just chilling out
so who am i talking to here i dont think weve ever met
seen your font around a few times though

[tipsygnostalgic]

u can just call me lalonde or RL or whatevs
my mom told me to nvr give out my last name on the interwebs
so thats all i give out
ur strider rite

[alphaing]

jesus rl works
this is pretty hilarious since i know lalondes a last name and it basically means me and you are related through ectobiology wacky escapades or something
im dave strider
rose lalonde is my thesaurus-chewing sister

[tipsygnostalgic]

so that makes u liek
my uncle

thats too bad ur prety cute

[alphaing]

yeah time shenanigans
uncle strider makes me sound like i need a pipe or worn slippers
young lady what are you doing up at this hour
see i can do this
anyway youre cute too its just a thing people say
no harm done letting it be known

[tipsygnostalgic]

heeheehee
one fatal mistake mr strider
i am 24/7 partyin i am not asleep there is no 'this hour' to be up at
its just a conchstant state of partyin partyin yeah
*costnat
*conch stand

well yeah i kno its a thing that ppl say its just all the good boys are alreedy taken
or my uncle
it sucks

[alphaing]

christ youre like rose on crack
this is fantastic
if it makes you feel any better i already made out with her a bunch
its not like we both got squeezed out the same juicy vag just got mixed up in tubes as far as i can tell
awkward as fuck for a bit no lie but you cant really complain with someone literally as hot as you in your lap

[tipsygnostalgic]

the better statement is i am my mom but cooler younger sexier and with more alcoohl
*alcohol
eew i dont want my moms sloppy seconds
thats just gross

[alphaing]

ahahahaha fuck no am i ever sloppy
i loled so goddamn hard i think the continent cracked
to be fair i dont much want to make out with my niece that sounds fifty times worse than oops my tongue slipped in my sisters mouth to check her pulse

[tipsygnostalgic]

we r in agreement then
no incestuous sloppy makeouts will b had on this particular occasion
but if u have any hot friends do not hesist to introduce us
*hesitat
*hesitit
*his tits
* ^ bingo

[alphaing]

young lady i think john is a little too long in the tooth for you
unless you like dorks in glasses with buckteeth that never shut up about shitty movies
seeing as how youre a lalonde im guessing youre looking for something more refined though
will be keeping that particular dude in my pocket for a lady that appreciates him
uncle striders here to look out for everyone no fear

[tipsygnostalgic]

o that sounds like jake
i culd dig that

[alphaing]

you know jake too

[tipsygnostalgic]

duh he is one of my bffsies for lifesies
but he is o f f off limits
i am just doomed to the pale zone i swaer to god
moirail to all matesprit to none

[alphaing]

whys he off limits
oh god did rose bone kanaya and actually have little insect to human babies
dont tell me
your bloods candyfloss pink and that normal getup hides the appetite of an alien

[tipsygnostalgic]

a lady never reveals her serkets ;)
*secrets
both about a certain friends red cursh on a certain other friend or about the story of her origans
*oregons
*organs
*origins

but no i am not part troll

[alphaing]

real ladies are overrated anyway

[tipsygnostalgic]

exucse me are you implin something about my lady status

[alphaing]

shit no youre way above them rl
god tier ladylikeness all up in this proximity

[tipsygnostalgic]

oh fuck yeah you know i am

you aint so bad uncle d
cant wait to meet u ;)

[alphaing]

of course im not bad im the coolest goddamn uncle any kid could ask for
hit me up whenever rl ill dispense my ancient and wise advice on any subject
even the ones you avoid about someone else fancying the guy you like

[tipsygnostalgic]

all up and sit on your knee like a little toddler and you can tell me about the old days when u had to walk up a hill both ways to get to school in the morning

[alphaing]

i had to walk seventeen blocks in the wind and rain in only a single thread of wire wrapped around my dick to keep it close enough to my body that it wouldnt turn blue and drop off like an out of date twiglet
you settle down or youll be grounded