re: looking for games

[alphaing]

so this is it youre actually taking the plunge off the deep end into the crack of sweatyass app creation
you need to find somewhere me and the others can head together
preferably the modern kind where i can get a decent job as a dj with up to fucking date decks and none of that mystical fairytale bullshit
you know
somewhere that doesnt make anyone familiar with windows xp and onward want to slit their throats and choke on the intrusive cock of backwards worlds being rammed down their throat in pumping disregard for the techsavvy at heart
let me give you an example of the douchebag look were not going for here
http://i.imgur.com/N5aJC.jpg
jesus even somewhere with electricity would work
dont think thats too much to ask for

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[alphaing]

real ladies are overrated anyway

[tipsygnostalgic]

exucse me are you implin something about my lady status

[alphaing]

shit no youre way above them rl
god tier ladylikeness all up in this proximity

[tipsygnostalgic]

oh fuck yeah you know i am

you aint so bad uncle d
cant wait to meet u ;)

[alphaing]

of course im not bad im the coolest goddamn uncle any kid could ask for
hit me up whenever rl ill dispense my ancient and wise advice on any subject
even the ones you avoid about someone else fancying the guy you like

[tipsygnostalgic]

all up and sit on your knee like a little toddler and you can tell me about the old days when u had to walk up a hill both ways to get to school in the morning

[alphaing]

i had to walk seventeen blocks in the wind and rain in only a single thread of wire wrapped around my dick to keep it close enough to my body that it wouldnt turn blue and drop off like an out of date twiglet
you settle down or youll be grounded

[tipsygnostalgic]

now THAT sounds like an exiting goddamn school day
*eisting
*eciting
*exciting
u cant ground me ur not my mom
u couldnt gound me even if u were my mom
i am ungroundable

[alphaing]

im the knight of time ill ground you again and again and again
youll be spending five years in half an hour of house lockdown missy

[tipsygnostalgic]

fuk u got me
no way i can science my way out of ur fancy pancty time powerrs
*pancsy
*pansy
^ yes

[alphaing]

are you seriously that drunk

[tipsygnostalgic]

drunk suggests the idea that i have stopped drinking
we are in the present tense strider the present tense

[alphaing]

sassing only cements who your mom is even more
how do you even get alcohol

[tipsygnostalgic]

she just leaes it there
doesnr even drink it
an obvious taunt
thus i must drink it

[alphaing]

does all this passive aggressive shit skip generations or something
far as i know roses mom drinks a ton too
like grandma like grandkid i guess

[tipsygnostalgic]

she sounds like a kick ass chick
gotta party with her some day

[alphaing]

you moms not half bad you know

[tipsygnostalgic]

idk
the passive aggressive bullshit is jsut kind of tirin
i mean she obvs cares for me and has prepared me a lot for my coming future but

idk

[alphaing]

prepared you how

[tipsygnostalgic]

youll c in 3 yrs ;)

[alphaing]

oh right

[tipsygnostalgic]

have fun w puberty

[alphaing]

i will turn this game around you young scamp

[tipsygnostalgic]

would u like a hint of ur other future as a gift from me 2 u

[alphaing]

if you think i should know