re: looking for games

[alphaing]

so this is it youre actually taking the plunge off the deep end into the crack of sweatyass app creation
you need to find somewhere me and the others can head together
preferably the modern kind where i can get a decent job as a dj with up to fucking date decks and none of that mystical fairytale bullshit
you know
somewhere that doesnt make anyone familiar with windows xp and onward want to slit their throats and choke on the intrusive cock of backwards worlds being rammed down their throat in pumping disregard for the techsavvy at heart
let me give you an example of the douchebag look were not going for here
http://i.imgur.com/N5aJC.jpg
jesus even somewhere with electricity would work
dont think thats too much to ask for

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[alphaing]

you realise its coming off at some point right
guys gotta shower and keep himself ruggedly fresh

[l1ck1ng]

4H Y3S, TH3 SHOW3R
TH4T T1GHT R3L4T1ONSH1P YOU HUM4NS H4V3 W1TH YOUR OV3RS1Z3D P41LS 1S 4NYTH1NG BUT CL34N BUT OK4Y
C4N 1 H4V3 1T TH3N

[alphaing]

for a minute i thought you said you wanted my shower and loled
you get ownership rights of my god tier threads when im getting clean yeah sure
why not
just dont drool on it okay i doubt i can head down to some intergalactic store and pick out a pair of similar pants

[l1ck1ng]

4 TR4G3DY 4ND 4 STR4T3GY FOR TH3 S4LV4T1ON OF 4L13NS 3V3RYWH3R3 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3, NO DOUBT
C4N YOU 1M4G1N3?
WHO WOULD 3V3R B3 4BL3 TO STOP M3 FOR SP3ND1NG 4LL YOUR BOONDOCKS ON BUY1NG TH3 3NT1R3 STOCK
BUT 4NYW4Y 4R3 YOU R34LLY H34D3D OFF SOM3WH3R3?

[alphaing]

i can as a matter of fact its one of the reasons i know your saliva would caress the pants leg lovingly and not out of spite and why itd only piss me off for maybe half an hour
you know if i get put in one of those weirdass worlds itll probably not have a version of you there
not unless you get tossed in there too
the you im talking to now i mean

[l1ck1ng]

TH3 M3 H3R3 4ND NOT 4 B3T4 T3R3Z1?
4R3 YOU
PROPOS1T1ON1NG M3?

[alphaing]

im saying im not into going through a bunch of crap with someone else who wants to lick my eyeballs
not that you have to come along you can go off after another dave
youre a free spirit and all
ride the wind or whatever pocahontas sang

[l1ck1ng]

WH4T 1S POC4HONT4S
DO3S 1T M4K3 SW33T B34TS L1K3 YOU

[alphaing]

she was some broad who let the guy she liked sail off and never come back from my vague memory banks getting accessed here
i think she liked raccoons or rats
but yeah she lived in the wilderness and did pretty much whatever she wanted

[l1ck1ng]

SO 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO B3 POC4HONT4S H3R3 OR 4R3 YOU?

[alphaing]

you are troll pocahontas
it is you
take your pick of the daves tz

[l1ck1ng]

YOU KNOW 1 4LW4YS STUCK TO TH3 4LPH4 D4V3

[alphaing]

what if im not your alpha dave
what if we got this wrong and im a doomed dave from your time-line or vice-versa

[l1ck1ng]

GODTI3RDOMS M4D3 YOU SUDD3NLY S33 TH3 3MPTY GL4SS3S NOW?
WH4TS TH1S 4BOUT
FOR 4LL W3 KNOW, N31TH3R OF US 4R3 4LPH4S, NOT WH1L3 H3R3 4ND NOT TH3R3, DONT YOU THINK
>:/

[alphaing]

whoa jesus slice my balls off for wondering about important shit for all of five seconds instead of passing off approval of scribbles
just a passing thought
you can do whatever is all im saying
i dont expect anything from you in particular if thats something that might seem clingy
put your frowny face away

[l1ck1ng]

W3LL 3XCUS3 M3 FOR TRY1NG TO TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN FOR 4 S3COND H3R3
SUR3 L3TS B3 S3R1OUS 4BOUT 1T
Y34H 1T COULD B3 TH1S T3R3Z1 YOU F1ND YOURS3LF W1TH OR 1T COULD B3 4NOTH3R
BUT 1F 1TS 4NOTH3R 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO S4Y YOULL K1CK YOUR P1NK F33T 4ND WH1N3 4BOUT 1T?

[alphaing]

who says i cant have a problem with having another terezi pyrope
why am i supposed to be okay with losing you

[l1ck1ng]

W3LL, YOU KNOW
4LL TH3S3 PUPP3TM4ST3RS H3R3
1M NOT F1N3 W1TH 1T 31TH3R OK4Y
WH4T 1F TH3R3 4R3 NO T3R3Z1 PYROP3S TH3R3, DO YOU KNOW HOW HORR1BL3 TH4T WORLD WOULD B3?
PR3TTY D4MN B4D

[alphaing]

without my daily dose of hey dave is this you in my face id probably have a mental breakdown youre right
if youre not okay with it either it wouldnt hurt not to act like you are
telling me off and all that

[l1ck1ng]

1N T1M3 YOU W1LL L34RN TO B3TT3R R34D TH3S3 MOM3NTS 4ND NOT G3T 4LL UP IN TH3R3 W1TH YOUR M3T4PHOR1C4L 4ND N3V3R TYP3D S4DF4C3S
GOG, COOLK1D
1M NOT GO1NG TO 4B4NDON YOU
H4V3NT SO F4R H4V3 1?

[alphaing]

never sadfaced in my life
i was trying to be a sensitive guy letting you spread those dragon wings but hell if you want to stick next to me i cant blame you
who wouldnt want this specific piece of striderpie

[l1ck1ng]

ONLY 4 FOOL WOULD D3NY 1TS SYR3N C4LL

[alphaing]

kay so
rose and me want to live together wherever we go
im gonna sidestep asking her permission and say you can crash there too before any of this even kicks off
unless you want your alien space somewhere else which is cool and understandable

[l1ck1ng]

OH 4 ROOMM4T3 S1TU4T1ON ONC3 MOR3 3XC3PT TH1S T1M3 W1TH YOU 4ND M1SS C4NT4LOUP S33R
1T WOULD B3 1NT3R3ST1NG TO T3ST OUT TH3 HUM4N W4Y OF R3CUP3R4T1ON
WOULD 1 B3 4SS1GN3D TH3 COUCH OR C4N 1 JUST L13 1N YOUR CLOS3T FOR 4 F3W HOURS OF MUCH N33D3D R3CUP3R4T1ON SURROUND3D BY R3D
S3CR3T H1NT, 4NSW3R TH3 L4TT3R

[alphaing]

wow there is pretty much no way that is happening
you get the fold out couch because im a classy host like that
also want to wear clothes that havent been in your weedwhacker mouth