re: looking for games

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so this is it youre actually taking the plunge off the deep end into the crack of sweatyass app creation
you need to find somewhere me and the others can head together
preferably the modern kind where i can get a decent job as a dj with up to fucking date decks and none of that mystical fairytale bullshit
you know
somewhere that doesnt make anyone familiar with windows xp and onward want to slit their throats and choke on the intrusive cock of backwards worlds being rammed down their throat in pumping disregard for the techsavvy at heart
let me give you an example of the douchebag look were not going for here
http://i.imgur.com/N5aJC.jpg
jesus even somewhere with electricity would work
dont think thats too much to ask for

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[l1ck1ng]

ONLY 4 FOOL WOULD D3NY 1TS SYR3N C4LL

[alphaing]

kay so
rose and me want to live together wherever we go
im gonna sidestep asking her permission and say you can crash there too before any of this even kicks off
unless you want your alien space somewhere else which is cool and understandable

[l1ck1ng]

OH 4 ROOMM4T3 S1TU4T1ON ONC3 MOR3 3XC3PT TH1S T1M3 W1TH YOU 4ND M1SS C4NT4LOUP S33R
1T WOULD B3 1NT3R3ST1NG TO T3ST OUT TH3 HUM4N W4Y OF R3CUP3R4T1ON
WOULD 1 B3 4SS1GN3D TH3 COUCH OR C4N 1 JUST L13 1N YOUR CLOS3T FOR 4 F3W HOURS OF MUCH N33D3D R3CUP3R4T1ON SURROUND3D BY R3D
S3CR3T H1NT, 4NSW3R TH3 L4TT3R

[alphaing]

wow there is pretty much no way that is happening
you get the fold out couch because im a classy host like that
also want to wear clothes that havent been in your weedwhacker mouth

[l1ck1ng]

W3LL N3GOC14T3 TH4T L4T3R

[alphaing]

nope

[l1ck1ng]

1LL GO 4SK ROS3

[alphaing]

that desperate to be close to my sacred undies are you

[l1ck1ng]

YOUR UND3RG4RM3NTS DONT P4RT1CUL4RLY 3XC1T3 M3 4S TH3 F4CT TH4T 1 W1LL H4V3 TO M4K3 YOU DUPL1C4T3 4LL THOS3 GOD T13RS OUTF1TS 3V3N 1F 1T H4S TO B3 THROUGH M4G1C
4ND TH3N, MUCH L1K3 4 DR4GON, 1 W1LL CL41M 1T 4S MY TR34SUR3 4ND TH3Y W1LL DOUBL3 4S MY N3ST

[alphaing]

sounds legit
putting it like that i can almost deal with this arrangement
wont always be in that cape thing anyway

[l1ck1ng]

4 SH4M3
BUT UND3RST4ND4BL3
FROM 4LL YOUV3 T4LK3D 4BOUT YOUR FUTUR3 S3LF P1TY1NG S3SS1ONS
SHOULD 1 G3T 34RPLUGS?

[alphaing]

man you just got evicted before you even set foot there
i cant pity im part cyborg and have no heart

[l1ck1ng]

1 MUST PROV3 TH4T 1N TH3 N4M3 OF SC1N3C3
OP3N YOUR SH1RT 4ND L3T M3 DYS3CT

[alphaing]

so forward
wheres my wining and dining first i demand the niceties before you lay eyes
er or smell
my rosy budding nips

[l1ck1ng]

H3R3 H4V3 SOM3 CH4LK
L1CK 1T UP

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how do i contain all these feels over tz giving me her hallowed chalk
theyre slipping through my fingers help

[l1ck1ng]

1 UND3RST4ND
1T *1S* MY B3ST CH4LK 4ND 4LL

[alphaing]

who else could you give it to but a knight for protection
getting all medieval over this shit

[l1ck1ng]

4ND YOU 4R3 MY CH4MP1ON NOW
W3LP TH4TS 4 TR41N OF THOUGHT TH4T D3RR41L3D

[alphaing]

yep
cant remember what the point was

[l1ck1ng]

1M SL33P1NG 1N YOUR CLOS3T 4ND YOU C4NT STOP M3

[alphaing]

no absolutely not
denied
how many more ways can i say this