into the woods and out of the woods

[yourfault]

Gee, someone likes to live in the past, huh?

I thought you'd forgotten allllll about me, lady. I still don't like this business of sittin' around until you decide you want to play again 'cause you've got feelings. Is this how it's always gonna be?

I've got better things to do, like wolf and giant hunting.

Comments

[yourfault]

Well, I guess you'd call it trapping. Someone's gotta defend the people if the royal family is too chicken to.

[realridinghood]

Defend them from giants?

[yourfault]

You've never heard of this incident? It's pretty big, pun intended. Beans started all of it, magic beans, thanks to this witch. Awful, dreadful woman. Beans and bean stalks and disturbing giants.

[realridinghood]

You don't mean the incident with that Jack person, do you? I've heard about it from others, but from what I understand more giants are quite civil and have been a great help.

[yourfault]

I sure do! Jack is a friend of mine. Sorta. He's a friendly annoyance of mine. He said some things about them, like this one was very nice, but this other was not very good. Something like that.

[realridinghood]

I see. The Jack I have been told about is not very well liked, but I suppose changes like that are bound to happen with the Mundys rewriting stories all the time.

[yourfault]

Jack, the one I know, is a big dummy but he has a good heart. Just ... don't tell 'im I said that.

Muns and Narrators - both difficult types, I think.

[realridinghood]

Narrators?

[yourfault]

Uh-huh. Annoying man, but he seems to the the only one who knows anything about anything.

[realridinghood]

I don't think I've met a narrator before. They sound powerful though, if they know so much.