canon is gossip girl. season one chuck because i can. homeless, the usual.

[motherchucker]

Really? Me? Don't you think someone like Humphrey is a little more your speed? The librarian thing has its merits, but I'm not in the mood for anything quite so bland tonight. Try again later, maybe I'll indulge you.

...Do I really need to say it?

Fine, I will. I'm Chuck Bass. Which means an off the radar nobody like you couldn't handle me if you tried. Stick to losers like Humphrey or his self-righteous little gal pal, I'm sure you'll do better with them.

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maybe i'm just old school, but s1 is forever my favourite!

[oncrack]

Wow. Cocky, much?

i'm torn between seasons one and two, but i do love the earlier seasons

[motherchucker]

Oh, you have no idea. I can always arrange a demonstration for you, though... something private.

[oncrack]

Oh, really? A private show just for me?

[motherchucker]

It's my overwhelming sense of hospitality.

[oncrack]

Well we can't have you to overwhelmed now can we? I'm Caroline.

[condescend]

Don't encourage them to try Humphrey, the last thing anyone needs is another of him running around. Not that you're wanted either.

[motherchucker]

Don't pretend you're not happy to see me, Waldorf.

sob why do i not have any chuck and blair icons on this account. my life. ;||

[condescend]

Who says I'm pretending, Bass. For all you know I'm planning the long shower I'm going to need after talking to you.

you should fix this >|

[motherchucker]

You, naked and wet and thinking of me? Tell me more.

but money i don't want to spend though :(

[condescend]

Ugh. I'd say in your dreams, but I'd like any perverted fantasies you have about me to disappear into the ether. Besides, why should I give you the satisfaction of even getting to hear more?

this is true I KEPT WANTING MORE ICONS FOR CHUCK TOO ;;

[motherchucker]

It's so cute when you try and pretend you don't want me. Quite the turn-on.

i just. the faces tho. ;; and lfdksajfd i accidentally clicked the edit icon page.

[condescend]

A dog humping against you is a turn-on for you. You can understand saving my desires for someone who has a bit of a higher standard regardless of your taste in clothing.

i did that the other day and almost cried

[motherchucker]

I've never attempted inter-species intercourse, but your daydreams about my various kinks are always appreciated. And what I understand is that the longer you hold out, the hotter it's going to be when you finally give in.

[naltorian]

...Chuck Bass.



They fish you out a pond, kid?

[motherchucker]

Fish puns, hilarious. Anything else?

[naltorian]

What exactly is "off the radar"?

[motherchucker]

A nothing. A loser. Someone who will never show up on Page Six as anything but an extra in the back of somebody who matter's shot.

[naltorian]

...page six?

[motherchucker]

If you have to ask, then you're off the radar with her.

[naltorian]

[Nura arches a brow at the kid's snobiness, then turns around to her mun, hands on her hips...]

Is this guy for real?

[glamorously]

God, Chuck, could you be any meaner to your mun? You should be flattered she'd even consider trying you out.

[motherchucker]

She knew what she was getting into-- call it a public service, giving the people what they want. You'd know all about that, right S?

[glamorously]

[ She scowls. ] You're such an ass.

[motherchucker]

I love it when you talk dirty. [ HE LEERS as if it needs to be said. ]

[glamorously]

You know what? Forget I even bothered.

[motherchucker]

That's more like it. The new Mother Theresa vibe doesn't suit you-- the Serena I remember didn't waste her time on Brooklyn charity cases.

sob. her icons suck for this conversation.

[glamorously]

[ Scowling again. ] Can we not bring Dan into this? Please?

i want more icons for the basstard ngl NEEDS MORE FACES

[motherchucker]

That's what I've been saying all along.

SERIOUSLY stupid gg characters and their stupid expressions

[glamorously]

[ Just a look, Chuck. A very annoyed, unhappy, I HATE YOU kind of look. ]

THEY MAKE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPRESSIONS it's the best

[motherchucker]

[ WHATEVER S YOU'LL DUMP THE BAD HABIT AND COME BACK TO THE NJBC SOON ENOUGH. just smug chuck face here. ]