canon is gossip girl. season one chuck because i can. homeless, the usual.

[motherchucker]

Really? Me? Don't you think someone like Humphrey is a little more your speed? The librarian thing has its merits, but I'm not in the mood for anything quite so bland tonight. Try again later, maybe I'll indulge you.

...Do I really need to say it?

Fine, I will. I'm Chuck Bass. Which means an off the radar nobody like you couldn't handle me if you tried. Stick to losers like Humphrey or his self-righteous little gal pal, I'm sure you'll do better with them.

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[motherchucker]

Fish puns, hilarious. Anything else?

[naltorian]

What exactly is "off the radar"?

[motherchucker]

A nothing. A loser. Someone who will never show up on Page Six as anything but an extra in the back of somebody who matter's shot.

[naltorian]

...page six?

[motherchucker]

If you have to ask, then you're off the radar with her.

[naltorian]

[Nura arches a brow at the kid's snobiness, then turns around to her mun, hands on her hips...]

Is this guy for real?