canon is gossip girl. season one chuck because i can. homeless, the usual.

[motherchucker]

Really? Me? Don't you think someone like Humphrey is a little more your speed? The librarian thing has its merits, but I'm not in the mood for anything quite so bland tonight. Try again later, maybe I'll indulge you.

...Do I really need to say it?

Fine, I will. I'm Chuck Bass. Which means an off the radar nobody like you couldn't handle me if you tried. Stick to losers like Humphrey or his self-righteous little gal pal, I'm sure you'll do better with them.

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you should fix this >|

[motherchucker]

You, naked and wet and thinking of me? Tell me more.

but money i don't want to spend though :(

[condescend]

Ugh. I'd say in your dreams, but I'd like any perverted fantasies you have about me to disappear into the ether. Besides, why should I give you the satisfaction of even getting to hear more?

this is true I KEPT WANTING MORE ICONS FOR CHUCK TOO ;;

[motherchucker]

It's so cute when you try and pretend you don't want me. Quite the turn-on.

i just. the faces tho. ;; and lfdksajfd i accidentally clicked the edit icon page.

[condescend]

A dog humping against you is a turn-on for you. You can understand saving my desires for someone who has a bit of a higher standard regardless of your taste in clothing.

i did that the other day and almost cried

[motherchucker]

I've never attempted inter-species intercourse, but your daydreams about my various kinks are always appreciated. And what I understand is that the longer you hold out, the hotter it's going to be when you finally give in.