canon is gossip girl. season one chuck because i can. homeless, the usual.

[motherchucker]

Really? Me? Don't you think someone like Humphrey is a little more your speed? The librarian thing has its merits, but I'm not in the mood for anything quite so bland tonight. Try again later, maybe I'll indulge you.

...Do I really need to say it?

Fine, I will. I'm Chuck Bass. Which means an off the radar nobody like you couldn't handle me if you tried. Stick to losers like Humphrey or his self-righteous little gal pal, I'm sure you'll do better with them.

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[glamorously]

You know what? Forget I even bothered.

[motherchucker]

That's more like it. The new Mother Theresa vibe doesn't suit you-- the Serena I remember didn't waste her time on Brooklyn charity cases.

sob. her icons suck for this conversation.

[glamorously]

[ Scowling again. ] Can we not bring Dan into this? Please?

i want more icons for the basstard ngl NEEDS MORE FACES

[motherchucker]

That's what I've been saying all along.

SERIOUSLY stupid gg characters and their stupid expressions

[glamorously]

[ Just a look, Chuck. A very annoyed, unhappy, I HATE YOU kind of look. ]

THEY MAKE SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPRESSIONS it's the best

[motherchucker]

[ WHATEVER S YOU'LL DUMP THE BAD HABIT AND COME BACK TO THE NJBC SOON ENOUGH. just smug chuck face here. ]