VERY LOUD AND BOOMING VOICE TEST (canon is Wander Over Yonder)

[skeletsun]

THIS USERNAME IS STUPID!!!

What do I look like to you, some blushing pigtailed schoolgirl giving out boxed lunches?! Do you think this is some sort of joke?! I AM LORD HATER, SOON TO BE RULER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! AND YOU WILL TAKE ME SERIOUSLY OR I WILL--

...
You're not even listening, are you?
OH, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?!

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[skeletsun]

I DON'T NEED AN "INSIDE VOICE"! I AM THE DREADED AND ALL-POWERFUL LORD HATER, AND ONE DAY I WILL REIGN OVER ALL OF EXISTENCE WITH AN IRON FIST!

[Sweet fancy molasses, we get it already!]

1/2

[bedazzling]

[See, Hater. That is exactly what she means. She frowns and strokes her chin.]

...You're gonna need a loooot of work on that.

Beep beep beep! Paging Doctor Waddles!

2/2 I shouldn't be enjoying this as much as I am

[bedazzling]

[And she just pulls out Waddles from seemingly nowhere and extends him out towards Hater.]

Waddles can help us out with your "volume problem"!

same....

[skeletsun]

... [Blink, blink.]
Is that a pig?

[Why are you showing him a pig, what good will that do.]

heheh... uwu

[bedazzling]

Yes, it is a pig! But not just any pig, he's the renowned Doctor Waddles!

[Not any good, actually. She's just using this moment to showcase her pet pig to Hater. And her 'pig impression', apparently, because she's now voicing Waddles.]

Oink oink! You shouldn't be such a grumpy-grump, Lord Hater! Turn that frown upside down!

[skeletsun]

If this pig is a medical professional, then where is his license?!

[Because in space there are actual pig doctors, you know.
With degrees.
Does this "Dr. Waddles" have the proper education?]

[bedazzling]

[You got her there, Hater. Mabel coughs awkwardly.]

Th– ...that's not important right now! What's important is that you let him help you!

[skeletsun]

I DON'T NEED HELP, ESPECIALLY NOT FROM PIGS WITHOUT CORRECT MEDICINAL TRAINING!

[bedazzling]

Yes you do! You're too grumpy and loud! How do you expect to be a conqueror with THAT attitude?

[Mabel, you don't get it...]

[skeletsun]

BY INVOKING FEAR INTO EVERY SPECIES IN THE UNIVERSE!

[Also an army of eyeball people. And energy powers.]

[bedazzling]

[FROWN. She offers her help to you, and this is how you treat her?! How rude.]

Fine then, be that way! But when your idea doesn't work, don't come crying to me and Waddles to help you!

[Because Mabel obviously knows how to be a good conqueror. You ought to take notes, Hater.]

[skeletsun]

YOU AND YOUR BACK-ALLEY SWINE ARE WORTHLESS TO ME!!

[At least you tried, Mabel. Gold star.]

[bedazzling]

[Mabel turns around to walk off until– wait a second. Nope. NOPE.]

..."BACK-ALLEY SWINE"?! You take that BACK!

[She was going to leave you be, but you just had to insult the pig, Hater.]

[skeletsun]

SHOW ME HIS PROFESSIONAL CREDENTIALS AND I WILL!