VERY LOUD AND BOOMING VOICE TEST (canon is Wander Over Yonder)

[skeletsun]

THIS USERNAME IS STUPID!!!

What do I look like to you, some blushing pigtailed schoolgirl giving out boxed lunches?! Do you think this is some sort of joke?! I AM LORD HATER, SOON TO BE RULER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! AND YOU WILL TAKE ME SERIOUSLY OR I WILL--

...
You're not even listening, are you?
OH, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?!

Comments

[communistparts]

... "Lord Hater"? You seriously couldn't come up with any sort of original name?

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.

[skeletsun]

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!!

[communistparts]

... yeah, and? I'm still giving it.

[skeletsun]

[Which means he's going to ignore it, and you. Blah blah he can't hear you blarg blargity bluh.]

:3c

[bedazzling]

...

...What kind of name is "Lord Hater"?

[communistparts]

[... nope, he's still here, just raising an eyebrow. Really, Hater? Really?]

[skeletsun]

[Nope, not paying attention. Nooope. Nope]

:D!! <3

[skeletsun]

SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS EVERYONE'S PROBLEM WITH MY NAME?!

[communistparts]

Seriously gonna give me the cold shoulder? That's mature.

[skeletsun]

YOU'RE MATURE!

[yeah the series bible compared him to an emo teen for a reason]

[communistparts]

[Lineface. Lineface forever.]

[skeletsun]

[Likewise.]

<333

[bedazzling]

Well, it's kinda... mean.

You'll never make friends like that!

[skeletsun]

I'm not interested in MAKING FRIENDS! I'M INTERESTED IN CONQUERING THE UNIVERSE!!

[bedazzling]

Wouldn't it be a bit lonely though, conquering by yourself?

...Hey, I'll be your friend! We can knit sweaters and eat pizza together and give each other MAKEOVERS!

[Mabel, no.]

[skeletsun]

[MABEL NO.]

Oh Grop, you're starting to sound like--

I DON'T NEED FRIENDS, ALRIGHT?! I JUST NEED EVERYONE TO FEAR AND LOATHE ME!

[notallwhowander]

[GAAASP.]

WOW! Hater, you're here too?! Gee wiz and I thought MY username was amazin'! Yours is like, ten million times better than mine! You must'a really lucked out with the mun you got huh?

...speeeaking of, did someone say boxed lunches?~

[Don't tell him it's picnic time ALREADY!]

/screams into the galaxy

[skeletsun]

[... WELP.
Something told him he wasn't even going to be able to get away from you here, Wander.
Why. Just... why.]

... For the love of Grop, don't tell me you packed another picnic.

[bedazzling]

...Weeeell, I'm sure you yelling all the time won't help with that...

[And she just brings a finger to her lips. Shh.]

Let's work on your inside voice!

[notallwhowander]

Aw c'mon now Hater, that'd just be silly!

[Cue Wander pulling out what looks like a plastic cooler.]

I packed a cooler n'stead! This way I was able t'pack all kinds'a other goodies without worryin' 'bout them goin' bad or somethin'. You ALWAYS gotta be prepared you know!

[skeletsun]

I DON'T NEED AN "INSIDE VOICE"! I AM THE DREADED AND ALL-POWERFUL LORD HATER, AND ONE DAY I WILL REIGN OVER ALL OF EXISTENCE WITH AN IRON FIST!

[Sweet fancy molasses, we get it already!]

[skeletsun]

[SKULLPALM.]

I'm. not. HUNGRY.

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

1/2

[bedazzling]

[See, Hater. That is exactly what she means. She frowns and strokes her chin.]

...You're gonna need a loooot of work on that.

Beep beep beep! Paging Doctor Waddles!

2/2 I shouldn't be enjoying this as much as I am

[bedazzling]

[And she just pulls out Waddles from seemingly nowhere and extends him out towards Hater.]

Waddles can help us out with your "volume problem"!

[notallwhowander]

Aaaalright, suit yourself, but you're really missin' out!

[NOPE he's not going anywhere. Him not hearing Hater would only be possible if he were totally deaf, so it seems like he's blatantly ignoring that request, plopping down right there so he can rummage through the cooler.]

Okie Dokie let's see what we got here....we gooot sandwiches, and more sandwiches....oooh I think there's a banana in here sooomewhere..

[He pauses, pulling his head from the cooler before whipping his hat from his head, rummaging through it with his tongue sticking out. After a moment he pulls the aforementioned banana from his hat, snickering.]

PFFT oh! THERE it is!