VERY LOUD AND BOOMING VOICE TEST (canon is Wander Over Yonder)

[skeletsun]

THIS USERNAME IS STUPID!!!

What do I look like to you, some blushing pigtailed schoolgirl giving out boxed lunches?! Do you think this is some sort of joke?! I AM LORD HATER, SOON TO BE RULER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! AND YOU WILL TAKE ME SERIOUSLY OR I WILL--

...
You're not even listening, are you?
OH, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?!

Comments

[communistparts]

... "Lord Hater"? You seriously couldn't come up with any sort of original name?

No wonder nobody takes you seriously.

[skeletsun]

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!!

[communistparts]

... yeah, and? I'm still giving it.

[skeletsun]

[Which means he's going to ignore it, and you. Blah blah he can't hear you blarg blargity bluh.]

[communistparts]

[... nope, he's still here, just raising an eyebrow. Really, Hater? Really?]

:3c

[bedazzling]

...

...What kind of name is "Lord Hater"?

:D!! <3

[skeletsun]

SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS EVERYONE'S PROBLEM WITH MY NAME?!

<333

[bedazzling]

Well, it's kinda... mean.

You'll never make friends like that!

[skeletsun]

I'm not interested in MAKING FRIENDS! I'M INTERESTED IN CONQUERING THE UNIVERSE!!

[bedazzling]

Wouldn't it be a bit lonely though, conquering by yourself?

...Hey, I'll be your friend! We can knit sweaters and eat pizza together and give each other MAKEOVERS!

[Mabel, no.]

[notallwhowander]

[GAAASP.]

WOW! Hater, you're here too?! Gee wiz and I thought MY username was amazin'! Yours is like, ten million times better than mine! You must'a really lucked out with the mun you got huh?

...speeeaking of, did someone say boxed lunches?~

[Don't tell him it's picnic time ALREADY!]

/screams into the galaxy

[skeletsun]

[... WELP.
Something told him he wasn't even going to be able to get away from you here, Wander.
Why. Just... why.]

... For the love of Grop, don't tell me you packed another picnic.

[notallwhowander]

Aw c'mon now Hater, that'd just be silly!

[Cue Wander pulling out what looks like a plastic cooler.]

I packed a cooler n'stead! This way I was able t'pack all kinds'a other goodies without worryin' 'bout them goin' bad or somethin'. You ALWAYS gotta be prepared you know!

[skeletsun]

[SKULLPALM.]

I'm. not. HUNGRY.

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

[notallwhowander]

Aaaalright, suit yourself, but you're really missin' out!

[NOPE he's not going anywhere. Him not hearing Hater would only be possible if he were totally deaf, so it seems like he's blatantly ignoring that request, plopping down right there so he can rummage through the cooler.]

Okie Dokie let's see what we got here....we gooot sandwiches, and more sandwiches....oooh I think there's a banana in here sooomewhere..

[He pauses, pulling his head from the cooler before whipping his hat from his head, rummaging through it with his tongue sticking out. After a moment he pulls the aforementioned banana from his hat, snickering.]

PFFT oh! THERE it is!

[tsunritama]

You're right. It is stupid.

[ natsuki pls ]

[skeletsun]

I KNOW!!

[tsunritama]

A bit insulting, almost.

[skeletsun]

IT'S NOTHING EXCEPT INSULTING!

[tsunritama]

... You know.

It doesn't help if you act exactly like the name would suggest you would.

[fearthebutterfly]

STOP YELLING! NO ONE FUCKING CARES!

[skeletsun]

SHUT UP!!

[fearthebutterfly]

YOU. FIRST.

[kittycatbug]

I don't think your name is stupid, loud scary guy. I am CatBug.

[we_are_useful]

YOUR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! HAVE FUN, N00B!

LOL!