hannibal fandom is a hell of a thing

[goodbyeorgans]

While I certainly appreciate your willingness and desire to ruin someone's reputation for no discernible reason, I would quite like you to keep me out of it.

If this name is the most clever thing you can think of, you clearly aren't cut out to even begin to understand my motivations and who I am at my very core. This means you cannot "play" me and, therefore, shouldn't even try.

I have nothing more to say. Let this be the end of it, and we will have no issues.

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[shrikes]

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I know I'm supposed to say something here, but I don't really know what it is. [ it's you're welcome ]

[ shit wait that was only 9

]

[goodbyeorgans]

[let it all out, abigail tell him everything on your mind about being crazy and also killing people

so he can catch you in a pokeball what color do you prefer do you want the one for water types because LURES]

I can't tell you what it is. I'm hardly a mind reader.

[he just likes to fuck with them gosh this isn't mcu]

[shrikes]

[ she'll let it out in the 101231290x12 tags her mun owes and owed BEFORE THESE SHENANNIBALS SHOWED UP ]

That's good, I don't think I'd want to meet one. [ cruisin right past that ] Oh, I know what it is -- [ NO SHE ISN'T SAYING THAT ] Nevermind. I'm not saying that.

[goodbyeorgans]

[distracted is a good look]

Why not? Is it insulting? Are you worried about hurting the feelings of a stranger?

[shrikes]

It's less insulting than it is stupid. Actually it's about half and half. [ and probably entirely factual she thinks. ] Why don't they just insult each other instead of making us do it for them?

[goodbyeorgans]

Because they're really quite ill, using any of "us" to speak for them. To speak to them.

It would be fascinating if it weren't so sad.

[shrikes]

[ fucking throw some sarcastic airquotes in there chilton okay be a dick for no reason ]

Ill people must like you. I've seen you around before.

[goodbyeorgans]

[there is always a reason to be a dick

spoiler: it's how he was born don't dick-shame]

I specialize working with the ill. I cannot avoid them, even if I wanted to.

[he can just make them ill-er aw yis]

[shrikes]

[ but actually if this were ghostbusters alana would be dana, winston would be winston, and chilton would be dickless ]

I think that's a pretty well-known fact by now.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Cleverest is a word. You could say.... Cleverest. The most clever, the cleverest thing. What did who think of?

[goodbyeorgans]

[did this fucknut just call him out on his english

did he really

shit how does he save face this is so embarrassing he has a phd this should never ever happen to him goodbye respect]

Are you an English teacher? Do you have extensive studies in grammar? Is this something you do often? It's hardly polite.

[do you even lift bro]

[captainfuckingmagic]

No, I'm a private detective. Big times. [ uh, he corrected it, apparently he was right in his corrections - woah - and now this guy seems angry? What even. ] I don't know, but your original like, statements don't sound all that polite either.

[goodbyeorgans]

[oh good golly another one of them

what has chilton's life become]

I think I have every right to be aggravated about this entire situation. It's hardly flattering. Are you not cross with yours?

[captainfuckingmagic]

[ you should know

it's become beautiful ]

Why would I be... angry with mine? It's kind of fun, coming out and chatting like this. I mean, it's a little less adrenaline than I'm used to, but. That's not bad either.

[goodbyeorgans]

[rdj is considered pretty beautiful, this is true]

You're being "played" like a puppet. You don't find that odd? You don't find being told you're fictional to be alarming?

[captainfuckingmagic]

[ ....is he? ]

Actually, I guess it makes a lot of sense, actually. Don't you have some memories you'd like to blame on... that?

[fine_young]

You are hardly difficult to understand. My elder self and I are different, I almost feel sorry for any muns of ours, but you are downright simple.

We both appear to have musical references in our 'names,' however.

[eidetikerwill]

And what are you at your core?

[He can't resist asking. As far as he sees, there's little Chilton could do to him where he is.]

Ruining someone. You. Imagine that.