hannibal fandom is a hell of a thing

[goodbyeorgans]

While I certainly appreciate your willingness and desire to ruin someone's reputation for no discernible reason, I would quite like you to keep me out of it.

If this name is the most clever thing you can think of, you clearly aren't cut out to even begin to understand my motivations and who I am at my very core. This means you cannot "play" me and, therefore, shouldn't even try.

I have nothing more to say. Let this be the end of it, and we will have no issues.

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[shrikes]

[ but actually if this were ghostbusters alana would be dana, winston would be winston, and chilton would be dickless ]

I think that's a pretty well-known fact by now.