hannibal fandom is a hell of a thing

[goodbyeorgans]

While I certainly appreciate your willingness and desire to ruin someone's reputation for no discernible reason, I would quite like you to keep me out of it.

If this name is the most clever thing you can think of, you clearly aren't cut out to even begin to understand my motivations and who I am at my very core. This means you cannot "play" me and, therefore, shouldn't even try.

I have nothing more to say. Let this be the end of it, and we will have no issues.

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[shrikes]

It's less insulting than it is stupid. Actually it's about half and half. [ and probably entirely factual she thinks. ] Why don't they just insult each other instead of making us do it for them?

[goodbyeorgans]

Because they're really quite ill, using any of "us" to speak for them. To speak to them.

It would be fascinating if it weren't so sad.

[shrikes]

[ fucking throw some sarcastic airquotes in there chilton okay be a dick for no reason ]

Ill people must like you. I've seen you around before.

[goodbyeorgans]

[there is always a reason to be a dick

spoiler: it's how he was born don't dick-shame]

I specialize working with the ill. I cannot avoid them, even if I wanted to.

[he can just make them ill-er aw yis]

[shrikes]

[ but actually if this were ghostbusters alana would be dana, winston would be winston, and chilton would be dickless ]

I think that's a pretty well-known fact by now.