hannibal fandom is a hell of a thing

[goodbyeorgans]

While I certainly appreciate your willingness and desire to ruin someone's reputation for no discernible reason, I would quite like you to keep me out of it.

If this name is the most clever thing you can think of, you clearly aren't cut out to even begin to understand my motivations and who I am at my very core. This means you cannot "play" me and, therefore, shouldn't even try.

I have nothing more to say. Let this be the end of it, and we will have no issues.

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[captainfuckingmagic]

Cleverest is a word. You could say.... Cleverest. The most clever, the cleverest thing. What did who think of?

[goodbyeorgans]

[did this fucknut just call him out on his english

did he really

shit how does he save face this is so embarrassing he has a phd this should never ever happen to him goodbye respect]

Are you an English teacher? Do you have extensive studies in grammar? Is this something you do often? It's hardly polite.

[do you even lift bro]

[captainfuckingmagic]

No, I'm a private detective. Big times. [ uh, he corrected it, apparently he was right in his corrections - woah - and now this guy seems angry? What even. ] I don't know, but your original like, statements don't sound all that polite either.

[goodbyeorgans]

[oh good golly another one of them

what has chilton's life become]

I think I have every right to be aggravated about this entire situation. It's hardly flattering. Are you not cross with yours?

[captainfuckingmagic]

[ you should know

it's become beautiful ]

Why would I be... angry with mine? It's kind of fun, coming out and chatting like this. I mean, it's a little less adrenaline than I'm used to, but. That's not bad either.

[goodbyeorgans]

[rdj is considered pretty beautiful, this is true]

You're being "played" like a puppet. You don't find that odd? You don't find being told you're fictional to be alarming?

[captainfuckingmagic]

[ ....is he? ]

Actually, I guess it makes a lot of sense, actually. Don't you have some memories you'd like to blame on... that?