Seeking Castmates [Vatheon]

[haircestor]

So t)(ere is a disappointing lack of )(ig)(bloods around. W)(o will do my dirty work now that Droolscarf is gone, was t)(at )(is name? It is quite a s)(ame, I don't t)(ink t)(e population of t)(is little tiny bubble can )(andle not )(aving )(ig)(bloods. It would be )(orrible for t)(is place to slip into entropy. It seems so lovely )(ere and look at all t)(e )(oneybloods.

So, t)(is is Your Empress calling all peasantbloods t)(at consider t)(emselves )(ig)(bloods! )(ow precious t)(at you little insignificant trolls t)(ink you can even deem yourself a )(ig)(blood! I'll even be so graceful to look past t)(at, w)(at do you expect from suc)( a wonderful queen?

)(e)(e)(e! I demand t)(is of you before I start to get angry over )(ow boring it will be. W)(at's t)(e point of a world if t)(ere is no one to rule it? T)(ey obviously don't know )(ow to take care of t)(emselves.

Comments

[p2iioniicii2t]

Empre22, 2urely there ii2 no need for one tiitled Drool2carf.
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2ound2 very un2aniitary.

[haircestor]

Are you denying me w)(at is rig)(tfully mine, )(elmsman? I t)(oug)(t I taug)(t you better t)(an t)(at my dear )(oneyblood.

[withoutasign]

STOP THAT.
HE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANY LONGER.

[haircestor]

And w)(o are you to tell me w)(at is mine or not? Everyt)(ing is mine.

[withoutasign]

HE IS NOT.
HE IS A FREE TROLL AND NO MORE YOUR PROPERTY THAN ANYONE ELSE.

[patchworkdoctor]

That doesn't sound healthy.

Oh jeez

[haircestor]

)(mmmmmm? )(ealthy? You're quite rig)(t! It is so very un)(ealt)(y, I'm sure it's disrupting everyone's cycle of life.

lmao y halo thar

[patchworkdoctor]

I meant the Droolscarf.

Everything else sounds ludicrous.

AHAHAH IM SO NERVOUS NOW

[haircestor]

I t)(ink t)(at was )(is name. Or maybe Poolstar. It was one of t)(ose two. You cannot really expect me to remember t)(e names of all my subjects can you?

Now t)(at would be ludicrous! )(e)(e)(e! Wouldn't you agree?

WHAT LMAO DON'T BE NERVOUS don't worry I am a very. mixed fail sort of Stein

[patchworkdoctor]

The fact that you know he had a name probably signifies he was sort of important.

[0_0]

oh we have done just fine without having many highbloods who are older than myself and my friends

[haircestor]

Well, )(opefully t)(at will c)(ange soon enoug)(, little one.

[0_0]

hm


but i do wonder how similar you are to your descendant
[Aradia...]

[haircestor]

My descendant? You are quite t)(e interesting little lowblood. )(ow cute!


T)(oug)( I am not fond of t)(at color at all, my dear.

[0_0]

youd be surprised!
but im not the only special one in our group

wellll im not going to be changing it any time soon

[tinfoil_angel]

Is there any troll here who isn't a bloody maniac or have a sad story?!

[With his goggles off the troll woman might notice the fact his eyes are purple. Granted troll logic can't be employed but it was something to notice.]

[haircestor]

[Even if she noticed it's not like she cares, she is the HIGHEST of the high after all, anyone else's blood doesn't matter to her!]

I am neit)(er of t)(ose t)(ings. T)(at would be silly to t)(ink of your Empress!

[tinfoil_angel]

You are not my empress and you have the tell tale signs of a mental illness called megalomania.

[haircestor]

)(mmmm, if you say so, but it sounds like you're t)(e one wit)( t)(e mental illnesses! )(e)(e)(e!

[tinfoil_angel]

No. I know exactly who you are and what kind of leader you are. I have two "subjects" of yours as head-mates. A descendant of Dualscar, Eridan Ampora, and Gamzee Makara.

[He was trying not to lose his cool.]

And I should warn you that I know for a fact I'm stronger than you.

((OOC: I should warn that in his canon Karl is immensely strong with powers that would not be allowed in any game. Since it's just dear_mun would you mind if I kept his powers in-tact?))

[8lithe]

Droolscarf?
Truly, Your Majesty's wit knows no end. If, indeed, there is any 8andinage to 8e found here, as opposed to a simple and well deserved reassigning of titles.

OH MY GOD JOIN VAT WE NEED A MINDFANG AND I SNOOPED ON YOUR MINDFANG

[haircestor]

)(mmm?
Was t)(at not )(is name?

I t)(oug)(t it was a fitting name.

haha well I will take a look!

[8lithe]

Ah. Now that I think a8out it, I wish to retract my initial st8ment -- perhaps he always was known by such a so8riquet! It certainly rolls off the tongue, does it not? Droolscarf. Droolscarf.
It must have always 8een so.

Oh gosh /casually crosses fingers

[haircestor]

I believe you're rig)(t!
Suc)( a peculiar name to )(ave, but if )(e insists!

)(e must be stupid or somet)(ing to c)(oose a name like t)(at.

[8lithe]

Your Majesty is far too gracious, design8ing him naught 8eyond stupid. 8ut, I suppose, his name speaks for him. It would 8e nothing 8ut a 8lunder to waste good insults on such a man.