Seeking Castmates [Vatheon]

[haircestor]

So t)(ere is a disappointing lack of )(ig)(bloods around. W)(o will do my dirty work now that Droolscarf is gone, was t)(at )(is name? It is quite a s)(ame, I don't t)(ink t)(e population of t)(is little tiny bubble can )(andle not )(aving )(ig)(bloods. It would be )(orrible for t)(is place to slip into entropy. It seems so lovely )(ere and look at all t)(e )(oneybloods.

So, t)(is is Your Empress calling all peasantbloods t)(at consider t)(emselves )(ig)(bloods! )(ow precious t)(at you little insignificant trolls t)(ink you can even deem yourself a )(ig)(blood! I'll even be so graceful to look past t)(at, w)(at do you expect from suc)( a wonderful queen?

)(e)(e)(e! I demand t)(is of you before I start to get angry over )(ow boring it will be. W)(at's t)(e point of a world if t)(ere is no one to rule it? T)(ey obviously don't know )(ow to take care of t)(emselves.

Comments

[8lithe]

Droolscarf?
Truly, Your Majesty's wit knows no end. If, indeed, there is any 8andinage to 8e found here, as opposed to a simple and well deserved reassigning of titles.

OH MY GOD JOIN VAT WE NEED A MINDFANG AND I SNOOPED ON YOUR MINDFANG

[haircestor]

)(mmm?
Was t)(at not )(is name?

I t)(oug)(t it was a fitting name.

haha well I will take a look!

[8lithe]

Ah. Now that I think a8out it, I wish to retract my initial st8ment -- perhaps he always was known by such a so8riquet! It certainly rolls off the tongue, does it not? Droolscarf. Droolscarf.
It must have always 8een so.

Oh gosh /casually crosses fingers

[haircestor]

I believe you're rig)(t!
Suc)( a peculiar name to )(ave, but if )(e insists!

)(e must be stupid or somet)(ing to c)(oose a name like t)(at.

[8lithe]

Your Majesty is far too gracious, design8ing him naught 8eyond stupid. 8ut, I suppose, his name speaks for him. It would 8e nothing 8ut a 8lunder to waste good insults on such a man.