Seeking Castmates [Vatheon]

[haircestor]

So t)(ere is a disappointing lack of )(ig)(bloods around. W)(o will do my dirty work now that Droolscarf is gone, was t)(at )(is name? It is quite a s)(ame, I don't t)(ink t)(e population of t)(is little tiny bubble can )(andle not )(aving )(ig)(bloods. It would be )(orrible for t)(is place to slip into entropy. It seems so lovely )(ere and look at all t)(e )(oneybloods.

So, t)(is is Your Empress calling all peasantbloods t)(at consider t)(emselves )(ig)(bloods! )(ow precious t)(at you little insignificant trolls t)(ink you can even deem yourself a )(ig)(blood! I'll even be so graceful to look past t)(at, w)(at do you expect from suc)( a wonderful queen?

)(e)(e)(e! I demand t)(is of you before I start to get angry over )(ow boring it will be. W)(at's t)(e point of a world if t)(ere is no one to rule it? T)(ey obviously don't know )(ow to take care of t)(emselves.

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[withoutasign]

STOP THAT.
HE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANY LONGER.

[haircestor]

And w)(o are you to tell me w)(at is mine or not? Everyt)(ing is mine.

[withoutasign]

HE IS NOT.
HE IS A FREE TROLL AND NO MORE YOUR PROPERTY THAN ANYONE ELSE.

[haircestor]

)(elmsman is mine if I so deem it and I do. So is anyone else, even you. Not t)(at I wis)( to see more of t)(at mutant red and I doubt you would be of any use to me.

now you've gone and done it, sister

[withoutasign]

HIS NAME IS NOT HELMSMAN.
HIS NAME IS PSIIONIIC.
AND HE IS NOT SOME PRIZE TO BE WON OR A SLAVE TO BE OWNED.
HE IS MY FRIEND AND HEART'S BROTHER AND YOU WILL LET HIM GO.

Oh she doesn't care

[haircestor]

W)(at, are you retarded?

T)(at is exactly w)(at )(e is. Except )(e is mine.

I don't t)(ink I will let )(im go; I would be lonely wit)(out )(is company and )(e would miss me too.

[withoutasign]

WOULD HE TRULY MISS YOU?
OR HAVE YOU PROGRAMMED HIM SO HE HAS NO CHOICE?
WHY NOT GIVE HIM BACK HIS AUTONOMY AND THEN SEE IF HE CHOOSES TO STAY WITH YOU?

THIS IS NOT THE CURE FOR YOUR LONELINESS, CONDESCE.
YOU CAN REMOVE THE CAUSE, BUT NOT THE SYMPTOMS.

[haircestor]

)(A)(A)(A)(A!

[withoutasign]

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.
LAUGHTER WON'T CHANGE THAT.

[haircestor]

No, you're not rig)(t, but you are boring me. W)(ere did my )(elmsman go?

[withoutasign]

HE'S NOT YOUR HELMSMAN!

ΨHOOPSIE

[haircestor]

I'm afraid you're t)(e one Ψ)(o is Ψrong. Ψrong and boring.

[withoutasign]

YOU HAVE RULED FOR FAR TOO LONG.
YOU HAVE BECOME OUT OF TOUCH, TOO FAR REMOVED FROM YOUR PEOPLE.
YOU ARE SO FAR REMOVED THAT YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE SWELLINGS GOING ON AT YOUR FEET.
THE THOUSANDS OF VOICES, YEARNING TO BE HEARD AND RISING UP AGAINST YOU.

YOU THINK YOU CAN CRUSH US FOREVER.
YOU'RE WRONG.
WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED ANY LONGER, WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR TYRANNY.
WE WILL OVERTHROW YOU, EMPRESS.

AND WE WILL START BY GETTING THE PSIIONIIC BACK.