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Yoohoooooo, munny! It's been a while, innit? Too long.

Look, I know ya been busy ignorin' me 'n stuff playin' with various nerds an' losers alike, but c'mon. No more lame excuses! Ya can't forget yer first love, can ya? [except this isn't the case at all] I knew ya'd come crawlin' back eventually— cuz that's me, right...?!

Now go brush up on some history, reread some ancient as fuck threads, canon review etc, whatever it takes not to make a goddamn embarrassment outta yerself. [late for that] We've been through this, we can get through this again, no prob'...!

So, chop chop! Time's a-wastin'!

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

I never said I was cheerful or had an upbeat attitude so I'm not defending myself.

Besides, if either of us acts like an adult then that's me. You can't lord your maturity over me continuously when it's a nonexistent entity.

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Mature people don' go killin' everyone around 'em to solve their 'problems'! Or for the fuck of it, really.

[eyeforaneye]

It was once so you have to let it go. [ Said slowly to emphasize how much he dislikes repeating himself. ]

I'm surprised you even remember.

[scimitar]

Ya jus' threatened to do so three seconds ago! Is that somethin' ya don't remember doin'?!

Are you goin' senile?!

[eyeforaneye]

That was just conversation. [ Isn't that how you're supposed to say 'hello' to an old pseudo-friend/teacher/enemy? ]

[scimitar]

'Kay, another thing to add to the Sasuke Project™: Conversational skills that don' suck.

[eyeforaneye]

I am not a project and would prefer to never be treated as one.

If anyone is the project here, it's you.

[scimitar]

What makes ya think I would wanna be treated as one either, then?!

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Add THAT to the list too!: EMPATHY.

[eyeforaneye]

You say "empathy" but all I hear is that a grown man wishes to have his feelings coddled and catered to like a tiny child. Man up.

[scimitar]

Yer bein' a huge hypocrite here! Jus' for that, I'ma keep treatin' ya like some shitty project I put on the back-burner all the time cuz it's too irritatin' to deal with.

[eyeforaneye]

I'm more of a man than you are.

[ OH YEAH HE WENT THERE ]

1/idk

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[did he....]

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[... hear that right?]

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[ ...






he did]

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Ha-

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Ha ha ha ha ha haahAAA—

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—AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAA!*

done, gomen

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[...]

Yeeaaaaaaaaaahhh, check yerself, Sasuke.

never apologize I love it

[eyeforaneye]

There's nothing to "check". You proceed through life like a toddler while touting your age as if it were a badge of merit. Being a man has nothing to do with drinking and lazing about, though if it did I would concede the fight.

[scimitar]

"Blahblah I'm just intimidated by your manhood blah blah blah jealous too, blah blah blah it's no wonder I don't have many friends—"

... Sounds like!

[eyeforaneye]

You're insufferable and none of that is even remotely what I'm thinking. I don't even want to talk to you anymore.

[eyeforaneye]

Besides, don't act as if you're well-liked either.

[scimitar]

We've been through this! So stop talkin' to me!

[eyeforaneye]

I can't. You're not here of your own will either, are you? Stop pinning this on me, you alcoholic.