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[scimitar]

Yoohoooooo, munny! It's been a while, innit? Too long.

Look, I know ya been busy ignorin' me 'n stuff playin' with various nerds an' losers alike, but c'mon. No more lame excuses! Ya can't forget yer first love, can ya? [except this isn't the case at all] I knew ya'd come crawlin' back eventually— cuz that's me, right...?!

Now go brush up on some history, reread some ancient as fuck threads, canon review etc, whatever it takes not to make a goddamn embarrassment outta yerself. [late for that] We've been through this, we can get through this again, no prob'...!

So, chop chop! Time's a-wastin'!

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[eyeforaneye]

Anyone would be too annoyed by that to find it funny.

[scimitar]

Damn, didn' even crack a smile...!

[eyeforaneye]

Because it wasn't funny. Even I could do better.

[scimitar]

Try me!

1/3

[eyeforaneye]

Fine.

[ ... Dammit, Sasuke, you don't do jokes. ]

2/3

[eyeforaneye]

A man is living his life within a shinobi village. He works hard for his superiors and does his duty by everyone he meets. He never harms anyone else beyond his enemies and never even thinks to question his orders.

One day, he returns from a mission to find that his home has been burned to the ground, and any trace of his family has been swept from the place. They are not even given a proper burial.

With time and effort he manages to track down the person responsible, an older man greater than him in rank who has become a corrupted official. He raises his sword, ready to dispatch him, and the official looks up to him and says--

3/3

[eyeforaneye]

"I'm sorry. It was necessary. Spare me."

1/2

[scimitar]

[ ... ]

[scimitar]

Oi, yo... I think a lotta things are funny, but that was basically the opposite 'a it...

[eyeforaneye]

It's worthy of laughter.

[scimitar]

Yeaaahhhhhh, maybe if yer a bloodthirsty maniac?

[eyeforaneye]

And you aren't?

[scimitar]

Ya keep doin' that thing where I can't tell if yer serious or not...!

[eyeforaneye]

I am serious.

[ Like the grave. ] Do you expect me to believe that you've killed fewer people than I have?

[scimitar]

[well that escalated quickly



and in a direction he didn't really want it to]

'S not the same!

[eyeforaneye]

[ WELL ]

How, exactly, is it different?

[scimitar]

Different circumstances. Politics. Fightin' for others in their stead.

[eyeforaneye]

Fighting for others in their stead is exactly what I'm doing. And, disgusting as it is, I can't say politics aren't involved.

At least it has nothing to do with me just being greedy.

[scimitar]

Whaddaya want? Me to take back the 'bloodthirsty' comment, then?

[eyeforaneye]

Ah.

No, not really, I just felt the need to point out how you were wrong.

[scimitar]

But I ain't gonna use that to describe myself, either, if that's what yer hopin'.

[eyeforaneye]

It's alright. I'm capable of thinking it even if you don't say it about yourself.