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[scimitar]

Yoohoooooo, munny! It's been a while, innit? Too long.

Look, I know ya been busy ignorin' me 'n stuff playin' with various nerds an' losers alike, but c'mon. No more lame excuses! Ya can't forget yer first love, can ya? [except this isn't the case at all] I knew ya'd come crawlin' back eventually— cuz that's me, right...?!

Now go brush up on some history, reread some ancient as fuck threads, canon review etc, whatever it takes not to make a goddamn embarrassment outta yerself. [late for that] We've been through this, we can get through this again, no prob'...!

So, chop chop! Time's a-wastin'!

Comments

[scimitar]

What! I gotta test the waters first, see what kinda shit ya find funny!

[eyeforaneye]

Stop stalling already.

[scimitar]

[ ................ ]

Knock knock.

[eyeforaneye]

[ . . . ]

Is the joke over already?

[scimitar]

[...]

... That's the part where ya say "who's there?"...

[eyeforaneye]

Ah.

Start over.

[scimitar]

Knock knock!

[eyeforaneye]

Who's there?

[scimitar]

Honey bee!

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

Go away, honey bee. You're unwanted.

[scimitar]

That's not what ya say next!! Yer ruinin' everythin'...!

[eyeforaneye]

You're ruining it by not explaining the format--! What the hell am I supposed to say?

[scimitar]

How the fuck d'ya not know what a knock-knock joke is!

[eyeforaneye]

Just tell me what I'm supposed to say; I don't want to sit here explaining something obvious about differences in worlds.

[scimitar]

Sure, that's definitely what it's gotta be.

After I say who I am, ya say "honey bee who!"

[eyeforaneye]

Fine. Start over.

[ again ]

[scimitar]

Knock knock.

[eyeforaneye]

Who's there.

[scimitar]

Honey bee!

[eyeforaneye]

Honey bee who.

[scimitar]

Honey bee a dear an' get me a drink...! Hahahaahahaha!!

[eyeforaneye]

...

Because "honey" is what a bee produces while also serving as a term of endearment, and "bee" is an animal as well as a verb. [ Yes... ]

[scimitar]

Yep!

If ya don' laugh, it's cuz ya made me retell it too many times.

[eyeforaneye]

No.

No, that's definitely not the reason.

[scimitar]

It's cuz ya dunno what laughin' is after all!