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[scimitar]

Yoohoooooo, munny! It's been a while, innit? Too long.

Look, I know ya been busy ignorin' me 'n stuff playin' with various nerds an' losers alike, but c'mon. No more lame excuses! Ya can't forget yer first love, can ya? [except this isn't the case at all] I knew ya'd come crawlin' back eventually— cuz that's me, right...?!

Now go brush up on some history, reread some ancient as fuck threads, canon review etc, whatever it takes not to make a goddamn embarrassment outta yerself. [late for that] We've been through this, we can get through this again, no prob'...!

So, chop chop! Time's a-wastin'!

Comments

[canadienne]

I doubt she's ignoring you on purpose at least- sometimes the muns just get caught up in whoever they're playing and they forget about who they used to play...

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

Before you try to say anything smart, which is already unlikely, know that I'm not here because I want to be. It's something the mundane insisted upon.

[pullsheavendown]

Hey, I remember you. You're the guy who first owned my coffeehouse.

[scimitar]

Forget me? Are you kiddin' me?

She was totally jus' bein' a twat an' ignorin' me, no questions asked—!

1/2

[scimitar]

It's cool! I already know I'm a charming bastard, don' need none 'a yer shitty arguments to the contrary!

[canadienne]

M-maybe 'forget' was the wrong word, I guess. Maybe 'change of priorities' works better?

[scimitar]

SO! Now that we've gotten yer general assholery outta the way!

How's it goin', punk.

1/2

[scimitar]

[HOLY NOSTALGIA.



but we did tag this 'sirenspull', didn't we, teehee.]

[scimitar]

[better dodge that incoming bearhug, roxas, because it's coming right at you.]

'Eyyy, kiddo! That's right: I'm that guy!! You gotten business-savvy yet?

[scimitar]

But why?! No way that makes a lick 'a sense.

[pullsheavendown]

[Well, someone still has the tag tracked...

OOF. It's a good thing he's gotten better at hugs over the last couple of years or he'd be confused and squashed instead of just squashed.]

Uh, yeah! I think so, at least. Didi and Mr. Armando helped me out for a long time, and it turned out to be a really successful place! We had a poetry slam and everything.

[scimitar]

Didi 'n Mr. Armando...? Friends 'a yers, yeah?

[excellent, mission accomplished.]

I'd say it's cuz 'a my magic business touch, 'least in the beginning, but sounds like ya really pulled yer own weight with it...!

[eyeforaneye]

With or without you, the same as could be expected. [ Worse. Considerably worse right now. ]

You're a difficult person to have around so I don't anticipate this conversation changing anything for the better. It's a little pathetic that you've been trapped hiding in someone's head, also. You should be aware of this.

[canadienne]

Hah? What do you mean? She just shifted her attention to other muses for a while- i-it makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

No lie it became a big game thing for him for YEARS

[pullsheavendown]

Uh-huh. She took over as owner for a while because I wasn't old enough, and Mr. Armando taught me all about coffee. He really knows his stuff. I'm still making it where I am now, too.

[...which is Narnia.]

I wouldn't have done any of it if you hadn't given me a chance, though.

[scimitar]

Hidin'...? Don' go victim-blamin' now, man, it ain't cool. Blame those around me!!

But I'll concede— like somethin' on dear_mun is gonna change anythin', of all places.

[scimitar]

—Yeah, ignorin' me!! That's why she's a twat.

[canadienne]

Well... did you actually want to be sent somewhere? More than whoever she's playing now?

Or are you just the one complaining the loudest about being ignored?

[scimitar]

Whaaaat's that? Ya gotta speak up!

Yeah, whoever you are! I wanna be sent all the places, but then I get a buncha shitty excuses too. The gall, right? I'm fightin' an uphill battle over here...!

asljkd THAT'S SO COOL

[scimitar]

Shit, son, we got a professional coffeemaker over here in the makin'. I mean, ya already are, but talk 'bout a protégé! [ha ha ha gross french words he needs to stop]

Well, sure, but s'not like ya had any obligation to continue, right? Beyond the cash...!

[eyeforaneye]

My mind is not easily changed. [ Both true and false but I think we can agree that with Turkey it requires more effort. ]

And I have no reason to go blaming those around you when you're right here. [ ... ] Though perhaps I'll allow you some leeway, only because of how we last parted. [ Oh yeah. Awk. ]

[warofstraydog]

Maybe she's ignorin' ya because yer the nerd and a big fat los'r. Ya big fat los'r.

Good on ya, mun! Ignorin' da smelly bastard because he's a big nerd!

[scimitar]

Ooooooh right! That.

[making a show of clapping a fist into a palm.]

Did'ja say yer sorry yet? Kinda slipped my mind, ya should do it again.

It was really awesome to play with, I was always glad it got started c:

[pullsheavendown]

Yeah, but I wanted to. It was good to have a purpose—something I could do that was useful besides just taking tickets.

Besides, coffee's really good!

[scimitar]

—But she ain't ignorin' me anymore!! So yer point's invalid an' ya jus' sound retarded instead.